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Today's riddle: What did the carpenter ant say when he walked into the bar? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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• Modesto CHP Credits Denair Dollar General Employees for DUI Arrest (gvwire.com) — Employees at the Dollar General in Denair spotted a driver who appeared impaired and quickly called CHP, leading to a DUI arrest Tuesday. Officers say the driver’s blood-alcohol level tested at more than three times the legal limit, and they credit the workers’ quick action with potentially preventing a serious crash in the community.
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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Is the bar tender here? (Thank you W. M. for sending it in!)
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