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Descanso, California Patch AM: a 2 min read

Hi there, Descanso! We've got your morning read ready! Read on to stay connected. ☕️️

Today's riddle: What did the carpenter ant say when he walked into the bar? 🤔 (Answer below!)


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Weather forecast:

  • Wednesday: Mostly sunny and warm, with a high of 83 and low of 53 degrees.
  • Thursday: Sunshine and warm, temps: high: 84, low: 53.
  • Friday: Mostly sunny and warm, with a high of 84 and low of 47 degrees.

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  • The Retail Odyssey Company posted a job opening for Retail Merchandiser in Descanso. Apply here.
  • Vieja Casino & Resort posted a job opening for Security Officer Unarmed in Alpine. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Descanso here.

🗞 Nearby News

El Cajon


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-- The Patch AM Team

P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Is the bar tender here? (Thank you W. M. for sending it in!)
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Stay in the loop with what's happening in Descanso

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