🌱 Regular Meeting of the Turlock Subbasin GSAs Technical Advisory Committees — The Turlock Subbasin and 10 more events

Morning Hilmar-Irwin! We've got the scoop on the latest happenings in town. Read on to get looped in. ☀️

Coming up on the calendar:

• New Student Orientation | Turlock (Afternoon Program) at California State University, Stanislaus
• Hold for Teacher Clarity Buy Back Day at Hilmar High
• Regular Meeting of the Turlock Subbasin GSAs Technical Advisory Committees — The Turlock Subbasin at Turlock Irrigation District

... and check out 4 more events on the calendar!

Today's riddle: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor ? 🤔 (Answer below!)

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Weather forecast:

• Thursday: Hot with plenty of sun, with a high of 101 and low of 66 degrees. 🌶 Hot!
• Friday: Sunny and toasty conditions, temps: high: 103, low: 65.
• Saturday: Sunshine and hot, with a high of 105 and low of 69 degrees.

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🗓 Upcoming Events in Hilmar-Irwin

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★ Featured events ★

Monday August 10

• New Student Orientation | Turlock (Afternoon Program) →
  California State University, Stanislaus, 1 University Cir, Turlock
  11:00 am

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Other local events

Friday August 7

• Hold for Teacher Clarity Buy Back Day
  Hilmar High Hilmar, CA 95324
  8:00 am

Tuesday August 11

• Regular Meeting of the Turlock Subbasin GSAs Technical Advisory Committees — The Turlock Subbasin →
  Turlock Irrigation District, 333 E Canal Dr, Turlock
  2:00 pm

Wednesday August 12

• HUSD Breakfast
  Hilmar High Hilmar, CA 95324
  7:30 am

Friday August 14

• Date Night @ the Clay Studio →
  Carnegie Arts Center, 250 N Broadway, Turlock
  7:00 pm

Saturday August 15

• C10s Under The Lights →
  Stanislaus County Fairgrounds & Event Center, 900 N Broadway, Turlock
  3:00 pm

Saturday August 22

• Stanislaus Summer Rave →
  Stanislaus County Fairgrounds & Event Center, 900 N Broadway, Turlock
  2:00 pm

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🗓 Events Nearby

Thursday August 6

• Multi Purpose - DEXL
  El Capitan Elementary Delhi, CA 95315
  4:00 pm

Tuesday August 11

• YOGA Aqui Estoy
  El Capitan Elementary Delhi, CA 95315
  5:30 pm
• Delhi USD Regular Board Meeting
  Delhi Unified District Delhi Educational Park Theater - 16881 Schendel Ave, Delhi CA 953
  6:00 pm

Thursday August 13

• Back to School Night
  Schendel Elementary Cafeteria
  5:30 pm
• Harmony: Title I Parent Meeting
  Delhi Unified District Cafeteria
  5:30 pm

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💬 Chatter

What your neighbors are talking about on social media

• Wal-Mart posted a job opening for Cart Attendant in Turlock. Apply here.
• Burger King posted a job opening for Team Member in Turlock. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Hilmar-Irwin here.

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🗞 Nearby News

Turlock

• Neighbors come together for National Night Out (turlockjournal.com)
• Planning Commission to address city's housing element (turlockjournal.com)
• Ceres High, Central Valley wrestling programs host two-day clinic over the weekend (cerescourier.com)

Livingston

• Longtime star OF Mike Trout sold on Angels' future (mercedsunstar.com)

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-- The Patch AM Team

P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because he felt CRUMMY ! (Thank you Michelle S. for sending it in!)
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