Infomercial Junk Goes to My Relatives in My Will

I am retired and I watch late night TV until the early morning hours. The thing is... at that time, infomercials are about the only thing that is on TV. Who buys that crap??

OK, I've bought some of the crap... but in my defense, I'm leaving the crap to my relatives in my will.

I'm sure in 100 years from now the crap will be worth something.. it's kinda like the time-capsule approach. You buy that... right? 

NOTE: I sure learn a lot about girlie stuff.