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Find The I.B. Flying Monkeys

Seven years ago I wrote something called the "Children's Storybook Version of the History of Imperial Beach Politics" where I tried to simplify complex political dynamics into a children's storybook or comic book version that even a kid could understand. That way , they might be able to explain it to their parents.

One of the all time favorite childrens stories and classic films is the Wizard of Oz.  My version had many parallels but was called the "Wizard Of No !"

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Yes we used Witches , Flying Monkeys , Cowardly Lions, Scarecrows, Dorothy's  and Tin Woodsmen to depict real persons in Imperial Beach's election contest. We added some like Alladin , Dr. Evil, Fat Bastard, Darth Vader and some Mel Brooks variations of others mostly to help explain the inter-relationships and dynamics behind the political shennanigans that had been going on in Imperial Beach and the South Bay.  Almost 8 years later , many of the concepts I portrayed, continue to be correct and representative of key political figures! While some no longer sit at the Dias and the council,many are still influential and gaining more benefits.  My approach has always been irreverent and disrespectful because I long ago discovered there was a complete lack of ethics and due process at City Hall. My purpose is to give these elected and appointed officials all the respect they deserve....NONE!

They try hard to spin all the stories to make themselves look good. How's that working lately?

 Many folks in town are just fed up...but the best is yet to come. How to Pay off the Secret Bond Debt. Will it be staff and developer payday and retirement or will it pay off the Bond Debt first?

I continue to see people who won't use their real names.. post things.. on this website that are obviously insiders, cheerleaders, ringers for Staff and Council Policy. Some of them are pretty mean spirited. Based on the concept I established in the Children's Storybook Version of Imperial Beach Politics in "The Wizard Of No!"...I'd say these people are true and maybe the same:  '"FLYING MONKEYS" ?

So as a service to the people of Imperial Beach, we plan to un-mask and de-frock the Flying Monkey Ringers on this chatroom. Most people can figure out which side people are on....but some have been truely ugly and mean spirited.

I have been accused of the same thing, however public figures are subject to scrutiny,criticism and controversy ...private citizens on a chat room. You can make your point without calling people names....unless you really don't have a good argument for your position....in which case you just type the talking points and personal insults? Most people can see you are full of yourselves and full of  "IT" !

I try to include an element of fact in my posts....unless they are specifically meant to be fictional or satire. There is an element of truth in Satire also. If my delivery was offensive and you are an elected or appointed Civic Leader ...past or present....It was meant to offend you; because you have breached the public trust and no longer are worthy of the  public's  respect. To quote Monty Pythons from  "In Search of the Holy Grail" ..." I fart in your general direction!"

So help me out here..........

IBchr ???

SurfCali???

Help me out here folks...you know who they are. If they are cheer-leading a corrupt City Hall , how could they represent your issues as an ordinary citizens?
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Coming Summer 2012!

Posted by Ed Kravitz, July 7, 2013 at 05:53 pm 10 Comment 2 Recommended --- Can you afford to stay there even if it was open?

Vanessa Olvera July 8, 2013 at 01:44 pm Have the prices per room been confirmed yet, Ed?

Ed Kravitz July 8, 2013 at 02:34 pm
Phone: 619-296-9000 Fax: 619-296-9090 www.pacificacompanies.com Ask For Allison Rolfe Recommend Delete Salinde July 8, 2013 at 03:17 pm It's a 4 star hotel, well eventually and they aren't building it to house IB locals. 5 Recommend Flag as Inappropriate Salinde July 8, 2013 at 03:18 pm Ed have you and Libi hooked up yet? You two sound perfect for each other.
Ed Kravitz July 9, 2013 at 08:38 am Hide behind your pen name and be a cowardly jerk.
Ed Kravitz July 9, 2013 at 08:40 am Too bad for people who believe in the Constitution and the Municipal Code and expect elected officials to represent the citizens...not the developers. You and Mayda Winter are perfect for each other too. You probably see her and Diane and Patricia at the Flying Monkey's strategy meetings? HUH?
Salinde July 9, 2013 at 09:01 am Lol..Ed...
Hey where can I find them? What planet do you live on? YOU yes YOU Ed make this sound like it's an IB only issue. City's and developers have been in bed with each other in every city town and county in the entire country. Regardless of what they want to rent out a room for is one thing, what they can actually get is another. If the rooms start out at 400 a night and they dont sell, they will drop it. Again, its a 4 star hotel, its going to be expensive and God knows IB needs the tax revenue.
Ed Kravitz July 9, 2013 at 01:20 pm Let me know how that works out. See if you can make your future points without making personal attacks. It should be possible to have a discussion without all the personal attacks...unless you are someone who has a personal axe to grind because I made fun of you or your political associates when you were in office? Maybe?
Can't wait till the Patch commences new rules into effect and you have to use your real names to post and if you make disparaging or derogatory personal remarks about private citizens...you can't post. If you can't make your case on some facts or kick the can back and forth without name calling...you are nothing more than a bully.Seems like you have a little bully crew going there?

Brian July 9, 2013 at 04:00 pm Ed,
Maybe it's time for you to fire up saveib.com again. I think more than a few people on this site are getting sick of your constant rants, poor photoshop skills, and 'parody' that lacks humor.
Ed Kravitz July 9, 2013 at 08:28 pm Is that Brian Jones from the IBCC Political Action Commitee? Yes I suppose your group would be weary of being called out for lack of eithics and fairness. If you want to make a donation to put SaveiB.com back up....send it!


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