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In today's newsletter:
- How a 2.0 quake near Johannesburg fits this week’s seismic activity
Today's riddle: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor ? 🤔 (Answer below!)
Weather forecast:
- Thursday: Hot with plenty of sunshine, with a high of 107 and low of 76 degrees.
🌶 Hot!
- Friday: Sunny and very hot, temps: high: 107, low: 75.
- Saturday: Mostly sunny and very hot, with a high of 108 and low of 77 degrees.
📰 News we're reading
• Earthquake struck area close to Johannesburg, CA: 2.0 magnitude reported on Aug. 5 (sanluisobispo.com) — A small 2.0 magnitude earthquake was recorded just before 1:10 p.m. Wednesday about 11 miles west-southwest of Johannesburg, with residents invited to report if they felt it. The piece also recaps a couple of slightly stronger recent quakes nearby and offers practical, step‑by‑step earthquake safety tips tailored for wherever you might be when shaking starts.

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🗓 Events Nearby
Friday August 7
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Football Green & White Scrimmage
Burroughs High School
Ridgecrest, CA 93555
5:00 pm
Saturday August 8
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FREE ICED TEA presented by Safe Haven Kid's League and Starbucks →
Central Park, 10350 Heather Ave, California City
9:00 am
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Cal City Farmer’s Market - Every Saturday Year Round →
Central Park, 10350 Heather Ave, California City
9:00 am
Tuesday August 11
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Volleyball vs Pete Knight: 4:00 pm, 5:00 pm, 6:00 pm
Burroughs High School
Ridgecrest, CA 93555
4:00 pm
Wednesday August 12
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Open Studio presented by California City Arts Center →
California City Arts and Community Center, 10400 Heather Ave, California City
9:30 am
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Back-to-School Night Las Flores & Inyokern
Sierra Sands Unified School District
Ridgecrest, CA 93555
6:00 pm
Thursday August 13
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Volleyball vs Tehachapi: 4:00 pm, 5:00 pm, 6:00 pm
Burroughs High School
Ridgecrest, CA 93555
4:00 pm
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Back-to-School Night Gateway & Faller
Sierra Sands Unified School District
Ridgecrest, CA 93555
6:00 pm
Monday August 17
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Strata Sports Center Low Impact Exercise Class. Come Exercise With Al! →
Strata Sports Center, 10350 Heather Ave, California City
10:00 am
Saturday August 22
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Kadinsky Children community art class — China Lake Museum Foundation →
China Lake Museum Foundation, 130 E Las Flores Ave, Ridgecrest
11:00 am
Wednesday August 26
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California City Arts Commission Open Studio →
California City Arts and Community Center, 10400 Heather Ave, California City
9:30 am
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💬 Chatter
What your neighbors are talking about on social media
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Del Taco Restaurants, Inc. posted a job opening for Assistant Manager in Ridgecrest. Apply here.
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Papa John's Pizza posted a job opening for Shift Leader in Ridgecrest. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Johannesburg here.
🗞 Nearby News
Ridgecrest
- Extreme Heat Warning Puts Southern California Deserts Near 112 Degrees Through Wednesday Night (medicaldaily.com)
- Kern Women's Business Center workshop offers local businesses 'zero risk' hiring strategies (turnto23.com)
- 2017-2026 Honda Ridgeline Known Problems: Failing Fuel Pumps, Subframe Corrosion, Water Leaks (pickuptrucktalk.com)
California City
- Why ICE Is Quietly Buying Up Private Detention Centers (time.com)
Ok Johannesburg! So now you're in the loop about what's happening today. Thanks for reading, and see you in your inbox next time! Oh -- and if you like what you're reading, invite a friend to Patch AM!
-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because he felt CRUMMY ! (Thank you Michelle S. for sending it in!)
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