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Today's riddle: What did the carpenter ant say when he walked into the bar? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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• Update: June 1 - 2.7 magnitude earthquake registered near Johannesburg, CA (fresnobee.com) — A small 2.7 magnitude earthquake shook near Johannesburg on Monday afternoon, with its epicenter about 11 miles west-southwest of town and five miles deep. No damage is reported, but residents are encouraged to share “Did you feel it?” reports with USGS and review safety tips on how to protect themselves during future quakes and aftershocks.
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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Is the bar tender here? (Thank you W. M. for sending it in!)
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