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Today's riddle: What did the carpenter ant say when he walked into the bar? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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• Ag Watch: Valley peach farmers impacted by Del Monte closure (abc30.com) — A longtime Kerman peach grower has had to rip out 50 acres of cling peach trees after Del Monte ended its contract, wiping out his main source of income. He’s now relying on grapes, almonds, and pistachios while navigating water, labor, and pricing uncertainties. Recent federal aid promises some relief, with payments tied to last year’s delivered tonnage.
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• Fresno Supervisors District 1 Runoff Between Karbassi and Pacheco Is Likely (gvwire.com) — Kerman residents are watching closely as their two-term mayor, Maria Pacheco, is poised for a likely November runoff against Fresno City Councilmember Mike Karbassi for the powerful Fresno County District 1 supervisor seat. Early returns show Karbassi leading and Pacheco in second, with Kerman making up a notable share of district voters and the winner set to help shape county policy for the next four years.
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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Is the bar tender here? (Thank you W. M. for sending it in!)
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