🌱 Regular Meeting of the Turlock Subbasin GSAs Technical Advisory Committees — The Turlock Subbasin and 11 more events
Keyes, California Patch AM: a 3 min read
What's up Keyes! Let's start this morning right by getting caught up on what's going on around town. Keep reading to stay in the loop. ☀️
Coming up on the calendar:
Reboot IT #3 Online Auction
TK & Kinder Back to School Night at Caswell Elementary
1st-6th Back to School Night at Caswell Elementary
... and check out 6 more events on the calendar!
Today's riddle: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor ? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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Walnut Office Open Walnut Elementary Education Center
Turlock, CA 95382
8:00 am
Back to School Event for TK-8 Hart-Ransom Academic Charter
HR Main Campus Gym & Courtyard
9:00 am
UMass Global: Psychology or Counseling: Education to Build a Purposeful Career Helping Others Modesto Chamber of Commerce
RSVP Online: https://www.gotostage.com/channel/52731bd0d5894c299376be9d6baaec64
12:00 pm
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🗞 Nearby News
Hughson
Ceres High, Central Valley wrestling programs host two-day clinic over the weekend (cerescourier.com)
20-year-old man drowns in Tuolumne River in the Hughson area (fresnobee.com)
Hops & Vines supports hospice care across the Central Valley (oakdaleleader.com)
Ceres
Council OKs hiring firm at $1.9M to modernize, synchronize traffic lights (cerescourier.com)
DA summer interns move from courtroom to county jail (cerescourier.com)
Council crafts housing standards to mandates of state lawmakers (cerescourier.com)
Ok Keyes! So now you're in the loop about what's happening today. Thanks for reading, and see you in your inbox next time! Oh -- and if you like what you're reading, invite a friend to Patch AM!
-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because he felt CRUMMY ! (Thank you Michelle S. for sending it in!) Got a good riddle for PatchAM? Submit it here!