Break The Law? No 'Problema'

So you say you are in the country illegally and you can't get a job. You were dragged here by your parents and can't go back where you're from. You can't get a job because you are here illegally. Is that your trouble bud? Well, no need to worry Uncle Barry is here to save you, at least for 2 years.

That's right come one and come all you illegals who were brought here 5 years ago or more and have been a good boy or girl (whatever good means nowadays). We won't send you back. In fact, Uncle Barry will grant you a work permit.

Oh, I know, to those fools who have tried to come here legally, and who are put behind these tragic poor people brought here against their will we can only say: "Suckers!"

Apparently, the new American way, the Uncle Barry way is to encourage people to not do things the legal way. Break the law long enough and be a good amigo or amiga and you'll get a 2-year work permit. It's kind of like putting on your application for college that you were born in Africa but change that when you run for President.

But then again, come on does it really matter anymore?

I know that we don't have any problems right now with citizens or people here legally trying to find employment so what can it possible hurt to add a few million illegals to the job market?

Hey at least, for 2 years, they'll be searching and replacing citizens on the job market. Tell the truth, aren't you getting just a tiny bit sick of this person trying to destroy this country? Do you really want this country to become like France or Spain or Greece?

When will you say ENOUGH!? Of course, you can always say to the illegal who gets your job and Barry who helped him qualify, No es problema, Donde esta el dinero?