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Hey Remember When?

Hey remember when President Baldwin H. Modello PBUH UHH UHH was going to smarterize our foreign policy so now we don't have a cowboy diplomacy any more we have a rodeo clown one but this is no time to criticize Ear Reader he is trying very hard to carefully calibrate a response to the fake chemical weapons that is strong enough that we won't be mocked but not so strong that we will make Iran and Russia mad his words not mine but he is vewwy vewwy busy leading from behind cough Magic Johnson cough so we owe our Lightbringer some light after all the light he has given us http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/nbc-newswsj-poll-obamacare-more-unpopular-ever_740921.html that is why we all need to make constructive suggestions to help Barry help us get over ourselves because lese majeste isn't a real thing anymore here's my shovel ready list of alternatives that give the Teleprompter-in-Chief a dignified way to avoid war for no oil:

1. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Mrls-OiVYs
2. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_eZmEiyTo0
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f48XzFKs3L0
4. http://splicd.com/mepPjf6oY28/1379/1660
5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RwHaAtVeaA
6. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE1SBe4dXZg
7. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXZhYJcXh2I
8. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr-MGG0uGS8
9. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U104DXEYHbA
10. http://splicd.com/_EVZwTMmk8c/100/208

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