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Today's riddle: What did the carpenter ant say when he walked into the bar? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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- Wednesday: Breezy in the afternoon, with a high of 78 and low of 52 degrees.
- Thursday: Clouds giving way to sun, temps: high: 75, low: 53.
- Friday: Areas of low clouds, then sun, with a high of 72 and low of 53 degrees.
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🗞 Nearby News
Pismo Beach
- These new restaurants and shops just opened in SLO County. Here's a look (sanluisobispo.com)
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San Luis Obispo
- Meet the three candidates running for San Luis Obispo clerk-recorder (mustangnews.net)
- County awards local high schools funding for wellness centers (pasoroblesdailynews.com)
- Woodland student earns $4,000 scholarship from Youth for the Quality Care of Animals organization (dailydemocrat.com)
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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Is the bar tender here? (Thank you W. M. for sending it in!)
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