Bristol Palin Announces Birth of Second Child

Bristol Palin Announces Birth of Second Child: Bristol Palin, who’s primary occupation is being a $262,000-a-year spokesperson for an abstinence campaign she launched to counter society’s declining “liberal” moral values, has given birth to her second child - a baby girl whom she has named Sailor Grace.

Wow, what do you know? Not one, but two miraculous Republican virgin births? All I can say is, move over Jesus, there’s a new game in town. And to be fair, much of this isn’t her fault. When they taught her how to pronounce “abstinence,” they really should have told her what it meant.

Of course real tragedy here as anthropologists would see it, is every time a Palin has another child, its a serious blow against human evolution. I suspect if Trump’s elected, he’ll deal with these welfare moms and their Anchorage babies!

And might I suggest the next time this happens, perhaps she consider dropping all the cutesy names like Tripp and Sailor Grace - get real - and simply call the child “Oops.” On the other hand, I suppose Sailor Grace is a hell of a lot easier to say than “drunk guy at the end of the bar.”

Word on the street has it that their real plan was to trick the semi-comatose Lamar Odom into thinking that he’s the dad, but who knows for sure? And if there’s anything positive in all this, its that at least she has her huge abstinence paycheck to fall back on to keep her from becoming despondent and trying to join ISIS.

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