Creepy Clown Sightings Causing Panic Nationwide

Creepy Clown Sightings Causing Panic Nationwide: Police departments from Ohio to South Carolina are reporting people are in an absolute panic over alleged sightings of feral clowns who seem to be popping up everywhere, with some reports of clowns attempting to lure people into the woods.

Experts, familiar with the subject, say as suburban populations expand deeper into the clown’s native environment, we can expect more encounters with these normally shy creatures as their habitat quickly diminishes. And to make matters worse, every time these clowns do venture into a populated area, its a pretty sure bet they’re practicing the most extreme form of car pooling imaginable.

At this point, one can only wonder just how many innocent citizens need to get squirted in the face smelling a trick lapel flower before authorities finally take action? I mean, have they even searched the grounds near the woods for any giant floppy footprints? Folks, its time to tell these clowns to quit clowning around. Some communities have even gone so far as to purchase dozens of cream pies in a desperate attempt to fight them off.

Personally, I haven’t seen any of these clowns, but I did see a guy in the butcher shop with a meat cleaver in his hand. That said, I really don’t get this fear of clowns. Why the only clowns who’ve ever really scared the hell out of me are the two Bozos running for president this year.

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