Fox Offered Megyn Kelly a $100 Million Package

Fox Offered Megyn Kelly a $100 Million Package: Its being reported that Megyn Kelly was offered a huge $100 million package to remain with Fox News, but chose to go with NBC anyway. Get serious! Are we really supposed to believe that Roger Ailes has a $100 million package?

Radio Signals Traced to Galaxy 3 Billion Light-Years Away: A mysterious radio signal that has confounded scientists for a number of years has finally been traced to a small galaxy more than 3 billion light-years away. Astronomers say there’s not much use in trying to radio them back - when its pretty obvious that the only person who’s still gonna be around in another 3 billion years will be Keith Richards.

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Study Finds Sugar-Free Soft Drinks Do Not Aid Weight Loss: A new study found that soft drinks made with artificial sweeteners, such as diet colas, do not help people lose weight and may be as big a part of the obesity problem as the full-sugar versions. Too bad because a friend just gave me a full case of diet sodas for Christmas - which I thought was really sweet.

Controversial McDonald's Opens in Vatican City: Despite a very public battle waged by locals and religious officials to keep fast food chain McDonald’s out of the Papal headquarters, a branch of the golden arches chain restaurant has opened for business - just feet away from Saint Peter’s Square. A McDonald’s in the Vatican? Holy cow! If something like this can happen at the Vatican, can a McMecca location be far behind? I’ll have the "McAdams Rib.” And forget about changing the water into wine, because the big question is - will the Pope be able to pull off turning the McDonald’s menu into actual food?

Arizona Twins Born in Different Years: Two Arizona twin brothers will have a unique story to tell when they get older as one brother was born in 2016 and the younger brother born just a minute into 2017. Come on, what’s the big deal? Hell, even I was born in different years. There’s the year I was actually born and the year I tell everyone I was born.

Doctors Remove Scissors From Man’s Abdomen After 18 Years: Doctors in Viet Nam have removed a pair of six-inch scissors from the abdomen of a 54-year-old man who had been walking around with them inside him for 18 years as a result of a surgical mistake. Doctors removed the object using the latest cutting edge surgery. The man says the only thing he notices that is different after the scissors were removed is that he doesn’t seem to win the game of rock-scissors-paper quite as often.

Trump Questions the Need for Cybersecurity: In recent remarks, President-elect Donald Trump has been questioning the need for cybersecurity and claiming that no computer is completely safe - alarming experts who say his comments could put both government and private data at risk. Why all this cybersecurity talk is nothing but silly nonsense. If you listen to those guys long enough, you could could get the impression the Russians hacked into our computers or something. Now how about playing some music for me on my 8-track.

Pollster Lou Harris Dead at 95: Lou Harris, the influential pollster and political consultant who was among the first to provide polling services directly to candidates and officeholders, died in Key West three weeks ago at the age of 95. Ironically, a recent Gallup poll found that only 31% of the Americans were even aware that Lou Harris was still alive. In related news, a memorial concert is being planned for February with promotors hoping to get Emmylou Harris to headline the show.

Miley Cyrus Says She’s Quit Acting: U.S. pop star Miley Cyrus says she has no plans to act again and instead wants to concentrate solely on her music. Wow! Its almost like she’s taking a wrecking ball to her acting career.

Las Vegas Casino Seeks to Evict Raunchy Nightclub: The Palazzo hotel-casino on the Las Vegas Strip has evicted the “Act Nightclub” from its premises, claiming its shows violated obscenity laws with nearly naked performers tossing condoms into the crowd and simulated sex acts of bestiality on stage. Its sad when you consider how Las Vegas always used to be such a family destination. You know, like the Genovese Family, the Colombo Family and the Gambino Family.

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Vandals Change Iconic Hollywood Sign to Hollyweed: The iconic “Hollywood” sign got a New Year’s Day makeover from an unknown vandal who used a black tarp to transform the letters into a message celebrating marijuana by making the sign read “Hollyweed.” Police have arrested a man who claims he was just too drunk to remember.

Washington Post Dinosaur Comment Angers Creationist Ken Ham: Creationist Ken Ham is reportedly very upset and telling the Washington Post to “get it right,” after they incorrectly reported that Ham believes the dinosaurs were wiped out by the flood when he actually believes that Noah brought all the dinosaurs on board the Ark with him. Well of course the dinosaurs and humans lived at the same time. Hell, there’s even a wonderful documentary on the subject titled “The Flintstones.” Personally, I think I’ll wait to hear what Donald Trump has to say on the subject as he always seems to have “the very best" ideas about everything. Besides, I think former Australian Ken Ham is a classic example of how the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) can go awry.