The High Cost of Being Hip and Trendy: A new study found that nearly one-third of people with tattoos seriously regretted getting one. Researchers say that figure could even go higher should the other two-thirds ever sober up.
Justice Department to Sue Volkswagen Over Tests: The US Department of Justice has filed a civil complaint against Volkswagen over their cheating on emissions tests. In related news, General Motors announced they are considering making a station wagon version of the Chevy Volt. Now the only question is, will they call it a Volt’s Wagon?
Fox Host Claims Obama’s Tears Fake From Raw Onions: Fox News host Andrea Tantaros drew criticism after suggesting President Barack Obama had used “raw onions” to produce fake tears for shooting victims during his recent press conference on gun violence. Good point! The tears had to have been fake. Who would get emotional over murdered, innocent children?
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New Data Showing Record Number of Twins Born in US: The National Center for Health Statistics say record number of twins were born in the US in 2014 and researches believe it may be due to women waiting longer to have children. Policymakers say if the trend continues, it may be necessary to bring back the Doublemint Gum commercials.
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Bumble Bee Recalling 5-Ounce Canned Tuna: Bumble Bee Foods announced that they are recalling some of its 5-ounce canned tuna because seals on the cans may not be tight enough, causing the tuna to spoil. Meanwhile, the guy responsible for sealing those cans is being called a “bumbling idiot.”
Man Caught Having Sex With Donkey Demands Jail Time: Gideon Swartzentruber, a 21-year-old male farm worker who was caught having sex with a female donkey, is headed to jail after having after asking the judge to revoke his more lenient initial sentence of counseling and a $443 fine. Lucky thing the article pointed out the donkey was a female. Good grief, I’m sure he wouldn’t want anyone to think he’s gay. Sadly, his recovery doesn’t look all promising, as he requested to be locked up at the local zoo.
Many Americans Still Drinking Too Much: According to a new study, on any given day in the United States, 18 percent of men and 11 percent of women are drinking more alcohol than federal guidelines recommend. So, next time you encounter an alcoholic, ask them to please consider federal guidelines before having another drink.
Christie Stands Ground on Bear Hunt in New Jersey: At a recent New Hampshire town hall meeting, Republican presidential contender Chris Christie defended his decision to authorize a hunt of bears in New Jersey to control what he described as a “ballooning population.” Critics of the hunt say about the only thing “ballooning” in New Jersey is Christie himself.
Many Passengers Closing Plane Windows at Night: Just flew back to LA from Ohio on a late evening flight and was baffled walking through the plane to see how many people close the plane’s tiny windows at night. What’s sup with that? I mean, its not like someone’s gonna be peeking in on them.
Hillary Says Aliens May Have Already Visited: When asked in a recent interview with the Conway Daily Sun, Hillary Clinton says she believes that “aliens may have already visited humanity.” All I can say is, if she’s trying to pander to the Extra-Terrestrial vote, I’m pretty sure Donald Trump already has that sewn-up.
