Japanese Man Poisons Woman’s Shoes In Murder Attempt

Japanese Man Poisons Woman’s Shoes In Murder Attempt: Police say that a Japanese man attempted, but failed, to kill a woman colleague he had been stalking by putting a deadly poison in one of her shoes. Sounds like their relationship started off on the wrong foot. Talk about the agony of de feet. Guess its safe to say he didn’t think of her as his sole mate. I sure wouldn’t want to be in her shoes.

Many Hotels Replacing Bathtubs With Showers: Just like the mint on your pillow, bathtubs are quickly disappearing from many hotel bathrooms across America as chains have been using the freed-up space to install showers. What’s the big deal? Hell, most of the rat-holes where I end up lodging replaced their toilets with outhouses ages ago.

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New Data Shows Americans Still Getting Fatter: According to a new study, Americans are getting fatter and fatter, with the only state having an obesity rate below 20% being Colorado. Wow, that’s just outrageous. Why the hell aren’t people in surrounding states sharing any of their snacks with the people of Colorado?

Too Much Time Spent Sitting Increases Disability Risk: Researchers at Northwestern University say people who spend long hours sitting each day seriously risk disability later in life and are urging people such as office workers to try standing more. Angry office workers say they won’t “stand” for anyone telling them not to sit down.

Texas Man Becomes World’s First Trillionaire After Bank Error: Texas resident Reggie Theus got the shock of his life after checking his bank account one day only to discover there was a balance of over $4 trillion in it. Oddly enough, for the first time ever, Mr Theus briefly became a man who was in possession of so much wealth, even Republicans were offended.

Amazon Tribeswomen Escape Back to Forest After Rejecting Civilization: Two years after being led out of the forest where they had lived their entire lives and taken to a village to live, two "non-contacted" Amazon tribeswomen have escaped and returned back to the forest, leaving the clothes they had been wearing strewn along the path. Sources say if the two are Amazon Prime members, they could have easily gotten back home the very next day at no extra charge. Now of course, the big question facing anthropologists is “will the Kardashians be next?”

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Trump’s Secret Plan to Quickly Defeat ISIS: In a recent interview, Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump told NBC that when he becomes president, he has a plan to defeat ISIS in just a few short weeks. While Trump refused to elaborate exactly what his plan is, sources close to the Trump campaign say much of it involves distributing Samsung Galaxy Note 7 cellphones to all ISIS members.

Hillary Clinton Appears to Faint Leaving 911 Ceremonies: Hillary Clinton is facing health questions once again after appearing to faint when she abruptly left 9/11 ceremonies at Ground Zero. Fox News is reporting seeing blood gushing out of her eyes, ears, nose, throat and her wherever.