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Man Climbs Side of Trump Tower Using Suction Cups
A satirical look at current events!
Man Climbs Side of Trump Tower Using Suction Cups: A 20-year-old Virginia man, who claimed he wanted to meet Donald Trump, spent three hours scaling Trump Tower using five suction cups before being captured by police through an open window.
Not too surprising to see something like this happen when you consider its a Trump building - hell, the elevators probably don’t work. Besides, after the past few weeks, if I were a Trump supporter, I think I’d be climbing the walls too. Which makes me wonder, could this have been one of Trump’s speech writers?
Meanwhile, onlookers said that with the sun in their eyes, it was really difficult to tell if it was Trump’s building or Trump’s ego the man was scaling. One thing’s for certain, if Trump would agree to put one of those suction cups over his mouth for the next few months, he’d sure stand a far better chance of winning the presidency.
