Woman Mauled to Death by Lion While Having Sex

Woman Mauled to Death by Lion While Having Sex: Its being reported that a woman in Zimbabwe has been attacked and killed by a lion while she was having sex with her boyfriend in a secluded spot out in the bush. Zimbabwe officials say this lion must now be reclassified as a “sexual” predator.

Study Links Obesity With Mentally Illness: A new study found that people with mental illness are significantly more likely to be overweight. If that proves to be true, then societies sanest people would have to be the supermodels.

Hungarian Anti-Semite Leader is Jewish: Csanad Szegedi, leader of Hungary’s far-right Jobbik Party and someone who frequently accuses Jews of trying to “buy up” the country, had a rude awakening recently after it was disclosed that he is actually of Jewish decent. On a positive note, I guess he’s now free to go ahead and “buy up” the country.

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Many Americans Don’t Know Their Own Cell Number: New research found that a surprising 25 percent of Americans don’t know their own cell phone number. And as far as I’m concerned, its about time someone called them on it!

Nevada Journalist Arrested After Altercation at Tesla Facility: A journalist from the Reno Gazette-Journal has been arrested and charged with battery after he allegedly assaulted security guards at Tesla Motors’ battery Gigafactory after he climbed a fence and attempted to take pictures of the facility. Police have so far declined to state whether the battery charges against the reporter will be lead acid or lithium-ion.

Fox News Terrorism Expert Arrested by Feds: The Feds have arrested a self-proclaimed Fox News “terrorism expert” Wayne Simmons who frequently warned viewers that Obama is a secret Muslim terrorist, for pretending to be a former CIA agent. I was thinking about telling them I am a former astronaut and see if they’d hire me as a “science expert,” but then I remembered - hell, no one over at Fox believes in science anyway.

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Audio From Porn Movie Plays Over Target Loudspeaker System: Customers shopping at a Target in Campbell, California were shocked after audio from a porn movie began playing over the store’s loudspeakers. I say what the big deal? If Kmart can have “Blue Light Specials,” why shouldn’t Target run a “Red Light Special?”

Man Who Discovered Continental Drift Dead: Jack Oliver, the man who proved the theory of continental drift, that the earth’s crust is slowly shifting and moving, has died at age 87. He was laid to rest in Ithaca, New York, although colleagues are quick to point out that in another six million years, his grave will most likely be located somewhere just east of Tucson.

Oregon Subway Customer Finds Dead Mouse Found in Sandwich: A Subway customer says he could only laugh after finding a dead mouse in his sandwich he purchased at a restaurant on the Oregon coast. My question is, if you’re making a sandwich, how can you not notice an entire mouse? I suspect the sandwich maker was trying to slip the customer a “Mickey.”