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Health & Fitness

Brain Dysfunction Tea!

I am here at Coco's waiting for a meeting, so I decided to be healthy and order a tea. 
When I went to sweeten my tea, I noticed that all of the sweeteners were off brand sweeteners; so instead of the normal- Splenda, Equal, and Sweet & Low, I had to choose from Sucralose, Aspartame, and Saccharin.
Wow, what a choice....do I choose, brain dysfunction, blood toxicity, or urinary bladder carcinogenicity?What should I choose?.....I choose brain dysfunction today to sweeten my heathy tea.

It sounds kind of bad when you put it in those terms; doesn't it? 

As I was writing this post, sipping my brain dysfunction tea, I had to pause for a moment and think about some of the decisions I've been accustomed to making in my life. Decisions made without any thought to the outcome, or ramifications of those decisions. I would have felt much better about my tea, had I been putting 'Equal' in it, rather than the brain dysfunction causing Aspartame. 
Seeing things for what they really are, at times, can be a blessing; for it makes you look at your decisions in the light of reality...not just a pretty name.

At this point, I am pleased to announce to you, that this will be the last glass of brain dysfunction tea that I will ever be drinking.

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