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Today's riddle: What did the carpenter ant say when he walked into the bar? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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• Assemblymember Juan Alanis slides through to November general election unopposed (modbee.com) — Newman voters will see only one name for their State Assembly seat this November, as incumbent Juan Alanis is running unopposed in District 22, which includes Newman. The article explains his priorities on affordability, public safety, and children, and details the major donors backing his nearly $1 million campaign.
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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Is the bar tender here? (Thank you W. M. for sending it in!)
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