🌱 Comedy Night At The Post! — The Post Restaurant & Bar - Modesto's Best Kept Secret and 11 more events

Good morning Salida! Your connection to what's happening around town is here. Take a sip of coffee and read on. ☀️

Coming up on the calendar:

• Reboot IT #3 Online Auction
• School starts at Hart-Ransom Academic Charter
• Middle School FLEXPOINT Orientation - Room 4/6 at Hart-Ransom Academic Charter

... and check out 6 more events on the calendar!

Today's riddle: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor ? 🤔 (Answer below!)

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Weather forecast:

• Thursday: Warm with plenty of sun, with a high of 99 and low of 62 degrees. 🌶 Hot!
• Friday: Sunny and toasty conditions, temps: high: 102, low: 63.
• Saturday: Hot with sizzling sunshine, with a high of 104 and low of 64 degrees.

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🗓 Upcoming Events in Salida

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★ Featured events ★

Tuesday August 11

• Reboot IT #3 Online Auction →
  Modesto
  9:00 am

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Other local events

Tuesday August 11

• School starts
  Hart-Ransom Academic Charter Modesto, CA 95358

Wednesday August 12

• Middle School FLEXPOINT Orientation - Room 4/6
  Hart-Ransom Academic Charter Modesto, CA 95358
  10:00 am
• Middle School FLEXPOINT ChromeBook Training - Room 4/6
  Hart-Ransom Academic Charter Modesto, CA 95358
  11:15 am

Thursday August 13

• Reading Curriculum Workshop 1
  Hart-Ransom Academic Charter MC Rms 4-8
  6:00 pm
• Reading Curriculum Workshop 2
  Hart-Ransom Academic Charter MC Rms 4-8
  7:15 pm

Friday August 14

• Enrichments Close 3pm
  Hart-Ransom Academic Charter Modesto, CA 95358
• Comedy Night At The Post! — The Post Restaurant & Bar - Modesto's Best Kept Secret →
  The Post Restaurant & Bar, 5801 Stoddard Rd, Modesto
  7:00 pm

Saturday August 15

• Mary Poppins →
  Gallo Center for the Arts, 1000 I St, Modesto
  7:30 pm

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🗓 Events Nearby

Friday August 7

• Comedy at The Silos →
  Modesto Silos, 320 Madonia Ave, Modesto
  7:00 pm

Sunday August 9

• Cheap Trick →
  The Fruit Yard, 7948 Yosemite Blvd, Modesto
  7:00 pm

Thursday August 13

• Back To School Night
  Park View Elementary School, 751 Cindy Dr, Ripon, CA 95366, US
  5:30 pm

Saturday August 15

• Richard Villa & Andrea Abbate Live →
  State Theatre of Modesto Inc, 1307 J St, Modesto
  8:00 pm

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💬 Chatter

What your neighbors are talking about on social media

• Del Taco posted a job opening for Team Member in Salida. Apply here.
• Save Mart Supermarkets posted a job opening for Multi-Purpose Clerk - Produce - 1453 Goodwin Drive, Ripon, CA 95366 in Ripon. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Salida here.

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🗞 Nearby News

Ripon

• Ripon residents to vote on funding for second fire engine (kcra.com)
• Stockton teen drowns in Stanislaus River rafting off of Caswell State Park (mantecabulletin.com)

Modesto

• Downtown Modesto alleyway ‘destination' plan delayed. Time well spent, city says (fresnobee.com)
• Modesto schools renovate campuses and expand career programs with bond measures (kcra.com)
• ZZ Top's Hollywood Bowl Show Canceled Over Major Challenges (yve-style.com)

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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because he felt CRUMMY ! (Thank you Michelle S. for sending it in!)
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