This post was contributed by a community member. The views expressed here are the author's own.

Arts & Entertainment

Kanye West Claims to Have $53 Million in Personal Debt: In recent a series of controversial tweets, Kanye West let it slip th

A satirical look at current events!

Kanye West Claims to Have $53 Million in Personal Debt: In recent a series of controversial tweets, Kanye West let it slip that he has $53 million dollars in personal debt and asked people to pray for him.

So sad! I hate to see something like this happen to a family who’ve scrimped and saved like they have. Sounds like his wallet is every bit as empty as his head. Perhaps he could ask Taylor Swift for a loan? On second thought, this might be the perfect time to hit Lamar Odom up for some cash. Hell, that poor guy doesn’t even have a clue what planet he’s on. Or maybe Kim could lay off the botox and lip-fillers for a while. That alone ought to save millions.

One thing’s for sure, with that clothing line of his, this is gonna require one hell of a lot of praying. That said, a lot of people have already been praying for Kayne, long before this ever happened - praying that he and his extended family would somehow just sink into the sea - but I’m not one of those people. The oceans are already polluted enough.

Find out what's happening in Studio Cityfor free with the latest updates from Patch.

And I suppose if we should be praying for anyone, perhaps we should pray that all those people he owes get paid, or maybe pray that Kayne overcomes his debilitating narcissism. Not to worry though, I’m sure Kim would be perfectly fine with moving into a small, 2-bedroom apartment for a while to help save a little money.

http://www.johnnyrobish.com

Find out what's happening in Studio Cityfor free with the latest updates from Patch.

The views expressed in this post are the author's own. Want to post on Patch?