Halloween Post- Mortem: Left Overs or Just Getting Started?

Which security staff was off-duty at the Carnaval...Sheriffs or Fire? Neither dummies!

"Huh?...Oh no, M'am's and Sirs, that's not what I meant...and for sure not in plural, that's like adding arrest to mass insult without bail. I forgot a crucial comma at such a critical time- I meant PATCH readers- they're the dummies. Oops. Moving on...but first...

...Sheriffs & Deputies and Firemen & Firewomen...are never off the clock... when needed, they're there...it's just in these photos, one set of true blue 24/7 WEHO's most reliable, has a better set of faces for playing poker, which I am neither implying nor denying...GOTTA MOVE ON... RIGHT now...

• Goat Masks at Block Party SOLD-OUT...rumor is they're counting sheep to make way for... PILATES 4 EWE.
• For Al Fresca diners at Kitchen 24/7 who didn't catch a glimpse of who was in the kitchen with Dinah...here she is!
• Turrets turn more heads in headlights...see how they strip the light fantastic at night...truly a magical mystery mural I still say is a "BRIGHTSIDE BIB"..."CHILD SAFE ART TO ROLL BY"...doesn't flow quite as well...at least, not to go by my ears.
• Lesbians are "Out of the Box"* and on the street...seem just like any other guy or gal with an eye for the ladies...I could have sworn I heard a cat call but I won't dishonor myself or your court that way, Your Honor...that's not my way... nor do I swear on false testimony in any court...especially not in WEHO.
• Finally...is this an old school sign..."No Posts?" "Will Prosecute?" Targeted at BILLS? A new diss for an ex-co-President, she's not even a Clinton? You mess with posts, you mess with a PATCH that includes MARK ZUCKERBERG as we have yet to see him...put his foot down on this side...of things...like social media.

Remember...Halloween is once a year...don't get fooled by other days in ghoul or cruel disguise!

* "Out of The Box" opens today, from 2 - 5 PM;

Werle Building626 N. Robertson Boulevard
West Hollywood, California 90069

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