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Study Explores Biggest Regrets for Americans Over 65

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Study Explores Biggest Regrets for Americans Over 65: A new study asked Americans over 65 what their greatest regret in life was and found that most people regretted having spent way too much time worrying.

I actually have quite a few regrets, but perhaps my biggest regret was having Warren G. Harding’s image tattooed on my left arm. I regret all the times I pissed-off my urologist. What’s the point? I regret that I used to think Bill Cosby was funny. I regret ever asking “are you really gonna wear that?”

I regret nearly all those times I had baked beans and hot dogs for lunch before returning to work. I regret investing in that herd of lactose-intolerant cows. I regret that its impossible to neuter your pet more than once.

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I regret learning that Jackie Collins had passed away and then drowning my sorrows with several pitchers of Tom Collins. I regret once thinking that 35 is really old. And lastly, I regret never seeming to have decent reading material nearby every time I sit down on the toilet.

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