Supernanny, What Not to Wear, National Lampoon's Animal House

Supernanny, 8 p.m., ABC
"Jo travels to a secluded island off Seattle to help a couple who forego disciplining their three young sons to try to compensate for uprooting the family multiple times in the past year." I know, right? I seems too obvious to us. But some people, they need Nanny Jo to knock some sense into them.

What Not To Wear, 9 p.m., TLC
"A 47-year old who manages a prestigious theater; Stacy and Clinton help her ditch her schlumpy stagehand look." Wait a minute! I'm 47! Plus I'm schlumpy! Are you guys secretly taping me right now?

National Lampoon's Animal House, 8 p.m., HBO Comedy
Nothing says "procrastinate" more than bumping into this piece of celluloid awesomeness while channel surfing. I could be performing CPR on someone and if Animal House flashed across the screen I would stop to watch.