Disjointed Thoughts, Or Why I Need a Tune-up

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"When in doubt, mumble;
When in trouble, delegate;
When in charge, ponder."
 ~James H. Boren



I have fleeting thoughts sometimes. I'll be doing a task, and, "Ping!"... there's a thought or query that has little to do with my current focus. Does that ever happen to you? Here are some "Pings" I've had recently;

~ "Friendship' has nothing to do with a boat."

~ "Would I be able to do the New Math now that they've changed all the signs?"

~ "Who are 'they' anyway?"

~ "Is England really an island, having never sailed around it myself?"

~ "My cat must think I'm a long way up."

~ "Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?"

~ "I didn't do it."

~ "How come I've never seen Star Wars?"

~ "Black whales are actually born white."

~ "I have not found life's answers.Why are they so good at hiding?"

~ "I'm just a collection of Atoms."

~ "What if a rabbit popped out of my hat?"

~ "How come it's called a 'Saltine' if it's low in Sodium?"

~ "Why is Barack not calling me for guidance?"


"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."
 ~ Abraham Lincoln

(Tee Hee)