63rd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, Momster of the Bride, Ice Road Truckers

63^rd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards, 8 p.m., Fox

Jane Lynch hosts. Show my dearly departed Friday Night Lights some love you Emmy voters. It’s the least you can do.

Momster of the Bride, 10 p.m., Style

Oh dear: “A daughter's dream wedding almost becomes a nightmare by her outspoken and overbearing mother.” The key word here is “almost.”

Ice Road Truckers, 9 p.m., History

“A polar bear standoff at Prudhoe Bay ties up Carlile's loads at the most crucial time of the season.” Listen, this is not funny. My sister and I ended up in a bison standoff in Wyoming, and when those big mammals decide they don’t want to move, they don’t want to move. We sat in the road for a solid 20 minutes before they began moseying away.