What's On Tonight: Kathy, Lifeguard!, Rehab Addict

Kathy, 10 p.m., Bravo

And so, my life is complete. Kathy Griffin has her own talk show. Wait, I take that back. My life will be complete when I am a guest on Kathy Griffin’s talk show.

Lifeguard!, 9 p.m., The Weather Channel

“A mother suffering from hypothermia is rescued but forgets something behind in the water.” Gee, do you think it might be … her kid?

Rehab Addict, 10 p.m., DIY

Ha, ha, get it? Rehab … addict. It’s a clever play on words! She is addicted to renovating homes so she is a rehab addict. Oh, I am ROTFL.