What's On Tonight: Survivor: One World, Don't Trust the B..., Revenge

Survivor: One World, 8 p.m., CBS

And so little Leif bites the dust because Troyzan won the idol, and even though I don’t like Troyzan and don’t want him to win, I am glad he is still in it to keep it slightly interesting until Kim wins.

Don’t Trust the B …, 9:30 p.m., ABC

I owe this show a great big apology. I dissed it prior to the debut based solely on the really stupid title, but I was wrong. It is hilarious. Really, really funny. And smart. And crude as anything allowed on broadcast. Highly recommended.

Revenge, 10 p.m., ABC

And color me entirely converted to this Soapy McSoap Opera. Fabulous. Harkens back to the best days of Dallas, Dynasty, Falcon Crest, all the greats. I love the lead blonde girl, She Who Seeketh Revenge. She simply seethes. Her squinty little eyes are unable to hide her hatred of all those around her. I can’t believe they can’t see it. Last week, when the Evil Older Lady bumped into her former flame, I almost peed my pants laughing at the dialogue and all the open-mouthed kissing. It was like a SNL spoof. Fabulous.