What's On Tonight: The Last Song, Deadly Seas, Randy to the Rescue

The Last Song, 8:30 p.m.,  ABCFamily

“In a Southern beach town, a man tries to reconnect with his estranged daughter through their shared love of music. Based on a novel by Nicholas Sparks. Starring Miley Cyrus, Greg Kinnear, Liam Hemsworth, Kelly Preston, Bobby Coleman.” Of course Miley and Liam are engaged now. And they will live happily ever after. I’m positive.

Deadly Seas, 9 p.m., Discovery

“The deadly North Atlantic Sea has claimed the lives of 165 people in the last 10 years; the dangers of scallop-dredging.” 165 divided by 10 actually doesn’t sound too bad, does it?

Randy To The Rescue, 10 p.m., TLC

“Randy finds a gown to flaunt Megan's newly slim figure; Mackenzie wants a princess ball gown; Mara wants to honor her mother and grandmother.” I love how they give us the synopsis like we know these people – “oh, Mara! How is she doing these days?”