Hi Glastonbury! We have the latest buzz right here. Let's keep you in the loop and get this morning started right! ☀️
Coming up on the calendar:
Tours, Lawn Games & Lemonade at Cheney Homestead
Connecticut Bead Society Annual Bead Bazaar This Saturday, Sept. 12! at Elks Lodge #771
Jay Medal Soirée at Jay Estate
... and check out 9 more events on the calendar!
Today's riddle: Why are elevator jokes so good ? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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💬 Chatter
What your neighbors are talking about on social media
Join the Glastonbury Square Dance Club for 2 free intro nights on Wednesdays, September 30th and October 14th, from 7:00 PM to 8:15 PM. Learn something new while making friends, exercising, and keeping your mind active. Lessons start October 21st at Buttonball School, 376 Buttonball… (Nextdoor Glastonbury Center)
Come see what the Glastonbury Square Dance Club is all about! Square dancing is friendly, social, and just plain fun—old-fashioned fun with a modern twist! It's a great way to relieve stress because you're… (Nextdoor Glastonbury Center)
Ace Hardware posted a job opening for Inventory Associate in Glastonbury. Apply here.
The Rittenhouse Hotel posted a job opening for Night Auditor in Glastonbury. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Glastonbury here.
🗞 Nearby News
Manchester
How Enzo Fernandez Fared on Man City Debut After Emergency Start (wtnh.com)
I-TEAM: Man charged in Manchester fatal crash of 4-year-old got distracted driving ticket a month later (wfsb.com)
3 people displaced after Manchester fire (fox61.com)
East Hartford
3 people displaced after fire at home in Manchester (nbcconnecticut.com)
West Hartford
Candlelight Vigil In West Hartford To Remember Victims Of Nepal Flooding (patch.com)
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-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because they work on so many levels ! (Thank you Gary M. for sending it in!) Got a good riddle for PatchAM? Submit it here!