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Ten Terrible Irish Jokes for St. Paddy's Day

Hey, if the green beer doesn't give you indigestion these jokes will. ;)

 

 

  • What’s short, green, and sheds?  A leperchaun
  • What did the poor, dumb Irishman try to gamble with at the casino?  Potato chips
  • Who’s the leader of the Irish Mushroom Mafia?  Fungus Finnegan
  • What do Irishmen who love creepy, purple, singing dinosaurs do? Kiss the Barney Stone
  • What do you call a diseased Irish mob?  Gang Green
  • What happens to green lollipops on St. Paddy’s Day?  The lick of the Irish
  • What kind of key do Irishmen carry around in their pockets?  Whiskey
  • Irish Spring: Manly yes, but Irishmen like it too.
  • What did St. Patrick use to drive the snakes out of Ireland?  A bussssss
  • What’s harder to find than a needle in a haystack? A sober Irishman on St. Patrick’s Day

 

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Bonnie Daly is from New London, and is the author of The Totally Lame Joke Book: 500 Ridiculous Riddles to Make You Moan, Groan, and Experience Indigestion

http://www.amazon.com/The-Totally-Lame-Joke-Book

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