Hey there, South Windsor! Let's get started with what's happening in and around town. Read on and stay in the loop. ☀️
Coming up on the calendar:
Tours, Lawn Games & Lemonade at Cheney Homestead
$4000 Cash Bingo - St Joseph Church Vernon CT at St. Joseph Catholic Church
Finex Credit Union to Host Free Public Shred Day in Vernon on September 19 at Finex Credit Union
... and check out 9 more events on the calendar!
Today's riddle: Why are elevator jokes so good ? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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🪧 Patch Classifieds
Rockville High School- Class of 1976 – 50th Reunion Gala Dinner Date & Time: Saturday, October 3, 2026 at 6:00 PM – 11:00 PMLocation: Georgina's Banquet Facility, Bolton, CT.... (More info)
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Precision Auto posted a job opening for Automotive Service Advisor in South Windsor. Apply here.
Raising Cane's posted a job opening for Customer Service Associate - Dinner/Close Shift in South Windsor. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near South Windsor here.
🗞 Nearby News
Manchester
I-TEAM: Man charged in Manchester fatal crash of 4-year-old got distracted driving ticket a month later (wfsb.com)
3 people displaced after Manchester fire (fox61.com)
The Mystery of Youri Tielemans's Ghost Penalty Run-Up for Man Utd Has Been Solved (wtnh.com)
East Hartford
UConn football sends message with 56-7 evisceration of Lafayette in Jason Candle's debut (fox61.com)
West Hartford
Candlelight Vigil In West Hartford To Remember Victims Of Nepal Flooding (patch.com)
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-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because they work on so many levels ! (Thank you Gary M. for sending it in!) Got a good riddle for PatchAM? Submit it here!