Million Dollar Money Drop, Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Cellblock 6: Female Lockup

Million Dollar Money Drop, 8 p.m., Fox

My good buddy Nick, who watches only sports on TV, inexplicably watched this the other night, and he explains that you start the show with a million bucks. Then you have to answer multiple choice trivia questions and bet money on if you will be right or not. The more wrong you are, the more money you lose. They could've called this Life, I think.

Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas, 8:30 p.m., ABC

Not the good one.

Cellblock 6: Female Lockup, 10 p.m., TLC

Is TLC the most schizophrenic channel on cable? I mean, really. The same network that brings us What Not To Wear and that invented the multiple-children genre of reality TV brings us this, which may actually be a porno movie spoof (except it's not). Tonight: "A current inmate learns that her son has died in a car crash; an inmate's first Mother's Day behind bars; female inmate almost nine months pregnant."