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Today's riddle: What do you call somebody who crosses the ocean twice and doesn't take a bath? ๐ค (Answer below!)
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โข Retirees Are Discovering An Affordable Connecticut Town So Pretty They Wish They Had Found It Sooner (newsbreak.com) โ If you're weighing retirement in Vernon, this piece walks through what daily life, housing costs, parks, trails, and local amenities like Arts Center East and the Senior Center actually feel like. It highlights Rockville's historic streets, Henry Park's Fox Hill Tower, and practical tips for testing out neighborhoods, budgets, and community resources before deciding whether Vernon fits your long-term plans.
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โข Jury Finds Hebron Man Guilty of Operating Under the Influence (ct.gov) โ A jury in Superior Court in Rockville, sitting in Vernon, recently found a 54-year-old Hebron man guilty of operating under the influence after a 2024 crash into a fence at a Hebron supermarket. He received a suspended sixโmonth jail sentence and 18 months' probation, following an investigation by state police and forensic services.
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P.S. The answer to today's riddle: "What do you call somebody who crosses the ocean twice and doesn't take a bath?" โ A dirty double crosser ! (Thank you Theresia F. for sending it in!)
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