Want a pair of Foggy Bottom pants or an umbrella with a map of the Metro system map on it? You're in luck.
WMATA is opening up a store for "Metro apparel and accessories" at the Metro Center station, and you can shop online at wmata.com/Mshop.
Head to "The M Shop" website, and you'll see a guy in a trilby wearing a shirt that says "TRAFFIC? NAH BRAH."
But wait, there's more:
It's an interesting move for Metro, coming at a time when ridership is plummeting and the agency is more unpopular than ever because of constant delays and issues with fire breaking out all throughout the system.
As a result, many locals were quick to ridicule the new shop.
Image: Screengrab from video embedded in post
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