Name: MOTHER of All Comedy Shows: Takoma Comedy Night
Start: 2026-05-14T19:00:00-04:00

A great night of laughs! This is comedy by women, and FUNNY for everyone. We bring our best comics for incredible fun on this night out.
This is a stand up comedy show we can all enjoy! The MOTHER of All Comedy Shows brings together amazing comedians for a hilarious stand up comedy show. This show is a comedy by women and funny for everyone so bring your boo, your bestie, your boss, your babe and get ready for the laughs.
<ul><li>Showtime: May 14 at 7pm (doors 6:45pm) in the side theater. You can order food during the show or come early to eat beforehand in the main room.</li><li>We have an incredible lineup of comedians for you.</li><li>Tickets: Grab tickets now (early access on sale now!) or reserve a table for two or four. If you are a group of more than six, let us know and we can hold seats for you together.</li></ul>

Local Event: MOTHER of All Comedy Shows: Takoma Comedy Night

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MOTHER of All Comedy Shows: Takoma Comedy Night

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DC Improv Comedy Club

Peter Revello is a standup comedian, actor and writer based in New York City. Born and raised in Staten Island, Peter developed his comedic sensibilities by simultaneously trying to fit in and stand apart from NYC’s most respected borough. Peter’s upbringing led him to seek strangers' validation on a nightly basis. Some nights he achieves this goal. Peter recently made his late night debut on "The Tonight Show," is a regular at The Comedy Cellar, and has starred in a number of sketches for Comedy Central. Peter also has been described as a generous lover. These shows are his DC Improv headlining debut!

Local Event: Peter Revello (stand-up comedy)

Peter Revello (stand-up comedy)

Peter Revello is a standup comedian, actor and writer based in New York City. Born and raised in Staten Island, Peter developed...

Visit this outdoor market where children ages 6-14 become entrepreneurs for a day. Shop homemade soap, beaded bracelets, pottery, and other handmade treasures from over 100 young entrepreneur vendors!

Local Event: Acton Children's Business Fair of Washington, DC

Acton Children's Business Fair of Washington, DC

Visit this outdoor market where children ages 6-14 become entrepreneurs for a day. Shop homemade soap, beaded bracelets,...

Prince George's County Animal Services Facility & Adoption Center

🚨 Urgent: Community members - Adopters and fosters are needed to save 8 dogs on the latest urgent list by Tuesday, 5/12.&nbsp;Adoption fees are sponsored or $0 for these dogs and all dogs 81+ pounds. They all need to be adopted or have rescue commitment, and have to leave the shelter by Tuesday (or after spay/neuter.) If no one saves them, they will be euthanized due to being over capacity.&nbsp; As of 5/7 PM: Up to 8 dogs need adopters and fosters!&nbsp;Their adoption fees are sponsored or $0.&nbsp;Check for updates at the Facebook link.&nbsp;&nbsp;
🐶&nbsp;Adopters: Please go to the shelter today&nbsp;from&nbsp;10am to 4pm (arrive by 3pm).&nbsp;Adopters are able to meet 2 dogs and bring dogs for meet and greets. If anyone is going to adopt them, please comment on their pages in the linked album.

New Tip: Adopters of pit bulls and pit bull mixes: Review the new requirements and complete the&nbsp;Pet Parenting Certification (that takes about an hour)&nbsp;before going to adopt&nbsp;Pit Bull Terriers&nbsp;and specific bully-type breeds. Take a screen shot of your score.&nbsp; Pet Parenting Certification info:&nbsp; <a href="https://www.princegeorgescountymd.gov/departments-offices/environment/animal-services/animal-licensing/pit-bull-permits" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">environment.mypgc.us/pitbulls</a>&nbsp;
🐶 Prospective fosters:&nbsp;Fosters through the shelter and rescues are needed for these dogs.&nbsp;Please apply with rescue partners, or with the shelter if living in Maryland, to become a foster and save a life. Fostering is usually free with a rescue. See the Friends' posts seeking fosters and rescues for dogs.&nbsp; &nbsp;
<a href="https://www.facebook.com/people/Friends-of-PG-County-Animal-Shelter/61565594829660/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">Friends of PG County Animal Shelter | Upper Marlboro MD | Facebook</a>
Please review the shelter foster information, apply online and complete Pet Parenting Certification.&nbsp;Contact the shelter with the dog's name and ID. "Interested in Fostering: Email fosterpgcpets@co.pg.md.us "&nbsp;They allow pit bull-type dogs to be fostered in Maryland.&nbsp;<a href="https://www.princegeorgescountymd.gov/departments-offices/environment/animal-services/pet-adoption/foster-information" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">Foster Information | Prince George's County</a>
<a href="https://www.princegeorgescountymd.gov/departments-offices/environment/animal-services/pet-adoption/foster-information" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"></a>
Please see bios, photos, and videos of the urgent dogs at these&nbsp;links, and share posts with friends, family,&nbsp;neighbors, and coworkers. 
Adoption website:&nbsp;<a href="https://24petconnect.com/PGEOADOPT?at=DOG&amp;sb=days_MaxMin" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">24petconnect.com/PGEOADOPT?at=DOG&amp;sb=days_MaxMin</a>&nbsp;(Tip to search by ID: Click on any dog and edit the dog's ID number in the&nbsp;link, then go to that page.)
View and share the&nbsp;Friends' posts &amp; album for all 9 urgent dogs:&nbsp;&nbsp;<a href="https://www.facebook.com/people/Friends-of-PG-County-Animal-Shelter/61565594829660/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">facebook.com/people/Friends-of-PG-County-Animal-Shelter/61565594829660/</a>&nbsp;
Full Urgent List:&nbsp;<a target="_blank" href="https://www.facebook.com/share/1B1kSzp65E/" rel="nofollow noopener">facebook.com/share/1B1kSzp65E/</a>
Pet Unity Project post:&nbsp;<a target="_blank" href="https://www.instagram.com/petunityproject/p/DYAq43hD20G/" rel="nofollow noopener">instagram.com/petunityproject/p/DYAq43hD20G/</a>
<a href="https://www.instagram.com/petunityproject/p/DXuauIrjtKh/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"></a>
Shelter post - 1 of 2:&nbsp;<a target="_blank" href="https://www.facebook.com/photo?fbid=1011562568217514" rel="nofollow noopener">facebook.com/photo?fbid=1011562568217514</a>&nbsp;<a href="https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1005948072112297" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"></a> 📢 "Attention everyone!&nbsp;We are sharing the Length of Stay - Urgent list today."&nbsp;
"We want to be transparent that our shelter is currently at full capacity, and we are reaching out for help from the community to find placement for these dogs by the close of business on Tuesday, May 12th. We are looking for adopters, fosters, or assistance from our rescue partners.
Unfortunately, if these dogs do not leave by May 12th, they are at risk of euthanasia. Your support can make a difference."
Shelter post - 2 of 2: <a target="_blank" href="https://www.facebook.com/reel/807409368831134" rel="nofollow noopener">facebook.com/reel/807409368831134</a><a href="https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1005948072112297" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank"> </a>"Attention everyone! We are sharing the Length of Stay - Urgent list playgroup videos. ..." 
<figure><img src="https://cdn20.patchcdn.com/users/22259180/20260507/115835/pg-asd-ul-05-06-26-dogs___07235834428.jpg" id="PG ASD UL 05-06-26 Dogs.jpeg" data-image="PG ASD UL 05-06-26 Dogs.jpeg"></figure>
Prince George’s County Animal Shelter, 3750 Brown Station Road, Upper Marlboro, MD 20772
Call 301-780 -7200 (select 1, 4 - adopt, then 3 - info) with the animal ID number(s) to check availability. Adoption Hours: Tuesday to Friday 11:00am - 7:00pm, Saturday 10:00am - 4:00pm. (Arrive 1 hour before closing.)
More information:&nbsp;PG County Shelter adoption steps, fees, and spay/neuter&nbsp;<a href="https://www.princegeorgescountymd.gov/departments-offices/environment/animal-services/pet-adoption" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">https://www.princegeorgescountymd.gov/departments-offices/environment/animal-services/pet-adoption</a>&nbsp;<a href="https://www.princegeorgescountymd.gov/departments-offices/environment/animal-services/pet-care-education/spaying-neutering" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">https://www.princegeorgescountymd.gov/departments-offices/environment/animal-services/pet-care-education/spaying-neutering</a>
<a href="https://www.princegeorgescountymd.gov/departments-offices/environment/animal-services/pet-care-education/spaying-neutering" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"></a>Shelter posts:&nbsp;<a href="https://www.facebook.com/pgcpets4us/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">facebook.com/pgcpets4us/</a>
This is a courtesy post.

<a href="https://www.princegeorgescountymd.gov/departments-offices/environment/animal-services/pet-care-education/spaying-neutering" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"></a>
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<a href="https://www.princegeorgescountymd.gov/departments-offices/environment/animal-services/pet-care-education/spaying-neutering" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"></a>
<a href="https://www.princegeorgescountymd.gov/departments-offices/environment/animal-services/pet-care-education/spaying-neutering" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener"></a>

Local Event: Adopt and Foster Urgent Dogs - Fees Sponsored - Saturday (10AM - 4PM; Arrive by 3pm)

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🚨 Urgent: Community members - Adopters and fosters are needed to save 8 dogs on the latest urgent list by Tuesday,...

Adopt and Foster Urgent Dogs - Fees Sponsored - Saturday (10AM - 4PM; Arrive by 3pm)

The Boro Tysons

<a href="https://theborotysons.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">The Boro</a>, Tysons’ premier destination for shopping, dining and lifestyle experiences, invites the community to Mom’s Day Out, a celebration for all the mamas out there featuring flowers, hands-on activities, entertainment and more.
Enjoy a spring day with family with the following activities:
<ul><li>Flowers for Mom: The first 100 attendees will receive a complimentary mini bouquet.</li><li>DIY Craft Stations: Create custom bouquets, Mother’s Day cards and decorated frames to take home.</li><li>Photo Moments: Capture the day with a Mommy &amp; Me digital photo booth experience and snap a picture in front of The Boro’s floral installation, available throughout May.&nbsp;</li><li>Live Entertainment: Enjoy a live musician, a bubble artist and fun activities for all ages, including glitter tattoos.</li><li>Raffles: Enter to win curated Mother’s Day gift baskets featuring items and gift cards from Boro retailers. Bonus entries available with a same-day purchase.</li><li>Treats &amp; Surprises: Enjoy special treats from <a href="https://www.californiaclosets.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">California Closets</a>, complimentary bites from <a href="https://www.favapot.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Fava Pot</a>, along with exclusive giveaways and the opportunity to connect with onsite beauty and wellness experts from <a href="https://www.novaplasticsurgery.com/" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">NOVA Plastic Surgery &amp; Dermatology</a>. *While supplies last</li><li>Shop &amp; Savor: Make it a full day by exploring The Boro’s retailers and enjoying Mother’s Day specials, including brunch and seasonal offerings throughout the neighborhood. Small bites from Santouka Ramen will also be available for purchase.</li><li>Boro Biergarten: Stop by the brand-new Boro Biergarten to unwind with a refreshing drink during the event.</li><li>Maman Spring &amp; Summer Menu: Discover the new seasonal savory menu at Maman, featuring fresh salads, hearty bowls, and sweet brunch favorites.</li></ul>

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Searching for your next home in the heart of DC? Join us for an exciting Open House at Coda on H on May 9th from 11 AM&nbsp;to 4 PM and experience modern living in one of Washington, DC’s most vibrant neighborhoods.
📍 Coda on H 315 H Street,&nbsp; Washington, DC 20002 Call with Schedule a tour:&nbsp;(771) 220-7452 Learn More:&nbsp;<a href="https://www.codaonh.com" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">codaonh.com</a>
Discover stylish apartment homes, curated amenities, and an unbeatable location that places you steps from dining, entertainment, and city convenience.
During the Open House, guests can:
<ul><li>Tour available apartment homes</li><li>Explore premium amenities and shared spaces</li><li>Meet the leasing team</li><li>Learn about current leasing opportunities</li><li>Experience the lifestyle that makes Coda on H stand out</li></ul>
Whether you’re apartment hunting or exploring your options, this is the perfect opportunity to see what elevated city living looks like.
Why Coda on H? Coda on H offers contemporary design, connected urban living, and exceptional convenience in a dynamic DC location.
Don’t miss your chance to explore your future home.
We look forward to seeing you!
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Open House at Coda on H | Modern Apartment...

Searching for your next home in the heart of DC? Join us for an exciting Open House at Coda on H on May 9th from 11 AM to 4 PM...

Open House at Coda on H | Modern Apartment Living in Washington, DC

Cobb Park

<table><tbody><tr><td> Spring is in the air and all of Mount Vernon Triangle is ready to celebrate! 
 The Mount Vernon Triangle CID is thrilled to welcome back sunny days and warm weather by bringing back its spring festival! Hosted for the first time at Cobb Park (200 H Street NW) on Saturday, May 9 from 11am - 6pm, Spring Fest 2026 is the perfect way to start the weekend and enjoy one of the District's newest green space. Come meet your neighbors and make new friends as you enjoy a day full of live music, local artists, and delicious food from across our community. There will be something fun for residents of all ages including face painting, a sidewalk chalk art walk, and games for our youngest residents (and the young at heart!) plus an exercise class from our friends at VIDA Fitness, flower arranging lessons, and a photo booth for everyone to enjoy. 
 The MVT team is also giving away a limited edition MVT picnic blanket to the first 100 registrants that check-in at the MVT CID welcome tent so don't wait — RSVP now to claim yours today!</td></tr></tbody></table>

Local Event: Spring Fest

Spring Fest

 Spring is in the air and all of Mount Vernon Triangle is ready to celebrate! 
 The Mount Vernon Triangle CID is thrilled to...

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Celebrate creativity, color, and community at National Harbor Spring Into Art, a vibrant spring art show set along the waterfront at National Harbor.
Explore a wide variety of handmade art, crafts, jewelry, home décor, gifts, and creative works from talented local artisans and small businesses. It’s the perfect opportunity to find unique Mother’s Day gifts while enjoying a lively outdoor atmosphere filled with inspiration and spring vibes.
What to Expect: • Handmade art and artisan creations • Unique gifts and Mother’s Day finds • Support local artists and small businesses • A colorful springtime shopping experience
📅 Saturday, May 9, 2026 ⏰ 12:00 PM – 6:00 PM 📍 American Way, National Harbor 📌 National Harbor, MD
FREE ADMISSION. PET FRIENDLY. RAIN OR SHINE EVENT.
Bring your friends, family, and furry companions for a fun and inspiring day celebrating art and creativity by the water—just in time for Mother’s Day.

Local Event: Spring Into Art @ National Harbor ~ Mother’s Day Celebration 

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Ever wonder how others perceive you? “Seinfeld” writer Pat Hazell goes in search of his own “Permanent Record” in a confessional night at The Alden Theatre filled with humor, heart and humanity. Hazell hired an actual opposition research company to investigate his past, and he is now forced to define himself. Pat opens the vault to his faults, foibles and foul play to turn a stroll down Memory Lane into a high-speed chase down Memory Highway. If you can’t laugh at yourself, why not laugh at him? Saturday, May 9, 7 p.m. (ASL interpreted) $30 Standard/$25 Seniors/$20 MCC district residents.

Local Event: Pat Hazell's "Permanent Record" at Alden Theatre

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Arlington Language School Marks 40th Anniversary

ICA Language Services

ICA Language Services (ICA), a family-owned, woman-led small business based in Arlington, is celebrating its 40th anniversary, marking decades of supporting the U.S. military and diplomatic community through language training and testing. Founded in April 1986 as Inlingua Foreign Language Center, a 6-classroom language school, ICA expanded under the leadership of Deidre Doyle, an entrepreneur with a background in organizational management who joined the company the same year. As a military spouse, she had developed a deep understanding of military organizations and culture, helping shape ICA into a trusted provider of language training and testing for military professionals. Doyle became a partner in 1993 and sole owner in 2009, when she changed the name to ICA Language Services. Today, ICA operates a 60+ classroom schoolhouse in Rosslyn and has delivered nearly five million hours of language instruction and more than 30,000 language assessments across 120+ languages. ICA also provides training on military bases throughout the US and abroad. The company is now led by President and CEO Lexie Casey, Doyle’s daughter, who joined ICA in 2009 after a decade in government contracting. Casey became a partner in 2014 and assumed day-to-day leadership in 2015, when Doyle transitioned to Chair of the Board. ICA has employed more than 1,300 individuals from 131 countries, often providing a first job in the United States for language professionals. Certified by the State Council of Higher Education for Virginia, ICA provides proficiency- and performance-based language training and testing services supporting diplomacy, security, and global engagement. For more information, visit www.icalanguages.com.

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Conflict Resolution Support for Families and Organizations

Rogers Resolution Services

Hi, I'm Shelby! I’m a local mediator who helps neighbors resolve family, relationship, and workplace conflicts in a calm, structured way. Through my small business, Rogers Resolution Services, I offer mediation and conflict-resolution support tailored to your unique needs and help guide people through difficult conversations. I work primarily with co-parents, partners, relatives, roommates, and teams who need help talking through decisions, routines, boundaries, or recurring disagreements. I also support workplaces and community groups facing communication challenges or breakdowns. My role is neutral. I don’t give legal advice or take sides. I facilitate conversations, de-escalate tense situations, and help people reach practical and maintainable agreements they can feel comfortable with. Services include: • Family, community, and workplace mediation • Co-parenting communication planning • Conflict coaching (one-on-one support) • Group and organizational facilitation • Workplace and team communication support Please feel free to reach out if you or a neighbor need help with repairing communication, setting boundaries, and/or creating a healthier dynamic at home or at work. Thank you for reading, and I look forward to helping you!

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