Clown Unemployment Balloons Thanks to Trump!

Ringling Bros Barnum and Bailey Circus announced that it would be shutting down in May saying that they can’t compete with the 3 ring circus in Washington DC and the new Insane Clown President.

Spokesperson said: “We can’t compete with the executive, legislative and judicial branches of federal government, the clown cabinet and the new insane clown president! If all the world is a stage, then they’ve made America the comic relief for the entire world.”

Across the country, thousands of clowns have been packing their belongings, climbing in to their tiny cars, honking their giant horns, and driving off to search for new careers saying, each that they can’t compete.

Even at cirque du soleil similar concerns were expressed, with management noting “Our performance was a spectacle of surreal, delusional landscapes; now the entire country is a surreal delusional landscape broadcast 24/7. We don’t know how much longer we can hang on.”