Hurricane I.R.M.A! Inept Republican Majority

Early Friday the DEMOCRATIC leadership passed a $15 billion hurricane aid bill WITH Trump because…well, because the inept Republican majority does not believe in global warming in the first place so why would they lead on hurricane aid when they could not lead on healthcare either? Republicans clearly do not believe in either and yet recent events show that the two issues are virtually one and the same.

Floridians will soon appreciate Obamacare after enduring Hurricane IRMA and seeing Texas’ medical needs what with all the toxic chemicals they are wading in, breathing, drinking After Hurricane Harvey, Texans now really appreciate having the Obamacare program to help them with their medical needs especially what with all the toxic chemicals they are wading in, breathing, and drinking. Good thing Trump and I.R.M.A! Inept Republican Majority were too incompetent to repeal it.

University of Tampa Professor Kenneth Storey first theorized that past actions of the Gulf Coast and the oil, gas and coal industries decided their future fate.

Affectionately known as the Inept Republican Majority, I.R.M.A has continued the cycle of environmental retribution by enveloping the entire state of Florida. In true biblical proportions of whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap (Epistle to the Galatians, 6:7) Mother Nature, via the Butterfly effect, is taking corrective action. And if that is not enough consider that Hurricane Jose is literally circling in the Atlantic and waiting its turn to come on in.

Houston with no zoning, in a flood plain, and right there off the Gulf of Mexico is home to the largest concentration of petrochemical manufacturing in the world and world capital of the oil and gas industry, which would also make it world capital of carbon fuels. Carbon fuels which produce large amounts carbon dioxide, which causes Global Warming, which spawns hurricanes which are returning home to roost.

Mr. Storey was persecuted for his hypothesis by the same ignorant masses who deny that climate change exist but there is mounting evidence that there is a direct relationship between the Texas Gulf Coast (world capital of oil and gas industry, aka global climate change) and the African Easterly Jet which spawns most Atlantic hurricanes sending them right back toward the Gulf of Mexico.

We’re talking about past transgressions like the Texas republicans who helped that Arkema chemical plant that exploded, Lobby against safety rules (link). Rules that would have taken effect back in March but the Trump Administration killed them. Now the plant is spewing toxic fumes over flood ravaged Houston. As the Arkema chemical plant burns with “fire and fury”, it will no doubt just continue to accelerate the natural process spawning ever more furious hurricanes that seek heat like a guided missile and feed on the waste of oil, gas and coal global warming industry and climate deniers.

Many have also noted the prophetic omen that Arkema is an anagram of karma.

Or the fact that Exxon, which lied about the oil industries effects of climate change 40 years ago is also headquartered in Texas and that Trump’s Secretary of State Rex Tillerson was CEO at ExxonMobile. It is entirely within the realm of reason that a series of bad actions including blind allegiance to the oil climate change industry for the past 40 years led Texas to this.