Kellyanne Conway - A Canker Sore to be Sure

Once again this chronic canker sore of a chatterbox has shown how tireless that mouth of hers is. Fortunately, no one in their right mind would like to be on the receiving end. Who knows what creepy crawlers lurk within. First up, her alternative facts debacle proved how uniquely adept she is at detouring from reality. Second up, Today Show's Matt Lauer was quick to recognize that same unique skill set after she spewed a mouthful of drivel that he explained made no sense. This could be an ego gone awry or a cognitive disorder. Now, her crowning achievement ~ she's given the boot from Morning Joe for a lack of credibility bordering on brain atrophy. Upon closer examination, there might be other explanations that should probably be considered.

She might have medical conditions. Macrostomia (defined as an abnormally large mouth) is a possible explanation and perhaps something President Trump also has. She might also have Ptosis (defined as droopy eyelid) or possibly Anisocoria which is sometimes similar and possibly due to a brain disorder. This could give her some cover if the eye bone is found to be connected to the mouth bone which would explain that her brain has short circuited resulting in compulsive lying and alternative linguistics disorder.

So while I don't like to judge a book by it's cover, when you start weighing all these alternative factors, perhaps we need to also consider one other possibility, that she might just be an angry hag!