Thanksgiving Dinner Menu: Crow

Thanksgiving will be a lot different this year as Trump supporters will be having a heaping helping of Crow. Remember how uncomfortable Thanksgiving was last year? It was easy for Trump supporters to be cocky last year because everything was prospective make-believe about how an old unqualified narcissist white man was going to get everything back to normal and Make America Great Again (whatever that means) when he took office come January. Last year they were crowing; this year it’s a different story and they get to eat that crow.

If you really want to have fun this Thanksgiving, secretly play the Trump Game during the celebration. The Trump Game is the latest craze sweeping the nation, to play you just use the most ridiculous quotes that came from the Trump Administration in the past year and drop it in to the dinner conversations at every opportunity for hilarious fun. It will be fun to see if your guests even realize it. Try not to spew your food across the table on to Aunt Martha!

Remember this one? “If it’s what you say, I love it!” which is the nutso comment Donald Trump Jr. made in response to receiving sensitive information from “Russian and its government’s support of Mr. Trump”. It is pretty easy to drop that one in to conversations and watch eyes roll. Or greet someone with “You are a high quality person and I applaud your transparency”. That will be just as hilarious at the front door as it was when President Tourette said it. Or while reminiscing at the table drop in the phrase “before the current Russian fever was in vogue…” as uttered by Trump Jr. OMG, that is whacky.

Imagine all the fun you can have just with health care alone. No doubt some will be furious about that and you can pretend console them how awful it must be that they still have affordable healthcare Insurance.

I can’t wait to try these at our Thanksgiving dinner this year! It’s a hilarious distraction from the daily embarrassment of our Whitehouse.