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Love Burn 2023 is February 16th-19th.

Best event of the year, live music and camping.

Less than a week away is Love Burn 2023, which takes place February 16th thru 19th, and is a family-only event. Four days and three nights where you can enjoy various artwork and live music and camping under the stars.

A few rules I need to make clear for anyone coming to my Love Burn 2023 event.

-There will be no intermingling of families, everyone is to stay with their own family.

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-There will be ABSOLUTELY NO SINGLE MEN ALLOWED and NO MEN WITHOUT A FAMILY PRESENT WITH THEM ALLOWED at my Love Burn 2023 event! Families ARE NOT allowed to bring any man that is single and not related to them. NO bringing male friends from high school, college, work, community, other events, bars, nightclubs, etc into my Love Burn event unless you're married to them and I can confirm that you two are married.

If I see ANY MAN that is alone and without a family present with them at my Love Burn 2023 event, I will contact the FBI and Homeland Security, and all such men will be arrested and charged with terrorism. I don't care if there is no smell of gunpowder and/or fertilizer emanating from their vehicles; those guys that took down the World Trade Center and the Pentagon on September 11th, 2001 didn't use truck bombs, they used passenger jets as suicide missiles. And it took just 3 planes and 230,000 gallons of burning jet fuel to reduce the entire World Trade Center complex and half the Pentagon to rubble.

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Two of those planes that were hijacked the morning of September 11th, 2001 (American Airlines Flight 11, crashed into the north tower of the World Trade Center, and American Airlines Flight 77, crashed into the Pentagon) had no bombs on board, but the jet fuel that was spilled upon those planes' impacts spread fire as hot as a blowtorch flame, melting and vaporizing everything in it's way. When American Airlines Flight 11 crashed into the north tower of the World Trade Center, over 75,000 gallons of jet fuel, burning almost three quarters as hot as the Sun's surface, spilled into the core and rapidly rained down the stairwells and elevator shafts, quickly melting and boiling the steel core columns and floor trusses. It melted through both sky lobbies, just like with the south tower. It quickly hollowed out the entire building from the 99th floor down to the basement until it collapsed, just like the South tower, in freefall. Burning jet fuel from American Airlines Flight 77 flowed rapidly through first-floor hallways of the Pentagon where it caused concrete to crumble like dry sand, causing the entire west half of the building to completely collapse.

All 19 of those hijackers that crashed those planes into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon on September 11th, 2001 were single guys, they couldn't get dates with women, they went alone and by themselves to bars, clubs, street events, and live music events. No women wanted any of them.

The campground where Love Burn 2023 is taking place is directly beneath the flight paths of multiple different airlines from the nearby international airport, with many planes only reaching about 10,000 feet in altitude before flying overhead. I'm not going to have single guys at my event where they might text or message other single guys, and then what if a plane gets hijacked/stolen and crashed into my event? I ain't risking that kind of thing happening at Love Burn 2023. Every time I see a single guy that's by himself at any event I'm at, I get horribly paranoid when I hear a plane going overhead afterwards, thinking it's going to crash into my event. We hear all the time of single guys committing suicide. Those 19 guys that committed suicide on September 11th, 2001 because they were single did so by hijacking multiple passenger jets and turning them into suicide missiles which took over 7,000 more lives with them and reduced the entire World Trade Center and half the Pentagon to rubble. And the last thing I need is to worry about a hijacked jet crashing into an event I'm at or that I'm hosting because some single guy decides to show up and then text other single guys about it.

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