Save the Date; Iridesc3nt: Fri3nds And Family - A Beach Party (June).

Sunday June 4th, 2pm-10pm. Located on the Sanibel Causeway just before the Toll Plaza. Bring your family, high school friends, and drinks for a day of dancing until 10 pm. A couple rules that will be enforced are as follows;

-Please pick up after yourselves. We love our beach, and so should you.

-Absolutely NO SINGLE MEN OR MEN BY THEMSELVES allowed under any circumstances! YOU MUST have at least two (2) or more people to be on any part of the entire beach. Men especially that are alone or by themselves are all an inherent danger to the public and will be dealt with accordingly; remember what single guys that went out alone did September 11th, 2001 at the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, April 19th, 1995 at that Federal building in Oklahoma City, February 26th, 1993 at the World Trade Center, December 21st, 1988 on board Pan Am Flight 103, and at the 2013 Boston Marathon, WE WILL NOT risk a repeat of any of those events! Guys, if you are single or by yourself, YOU WILL NEVER be allowed to attend my Iridesc3nt: Fri3nds and Family, YOU WILL NOT be allowed on any part of the beach regardless of how far you try to stay from my DJ booth. DO NOT think that you're safe if you stay half a mile down the beach from me, my husband and I will immediately contact the FBI, and you will be arrested and charged with terrorism, and if they have to bring in the National Guard and declare Martial law for all areas within 3 miles of the causeway, so be it!

The beach we will be at is directly under the flight paths of many multiple airline routes flying into and out of three major nearby airports, with many planes no higher than about 6,000 feet in altitude flying over the causeway, and I will not have single/lone bozos showing up at my event and then have to be in panic and worried sick about a hijacked jet crashing into my beach event or a plane getting blown up overhead like I was at the previous Iridesc3nt:Fri3nds And Family event, all because several guys showed up alone and could have called or texted other single guys. The last thing I also need is to be scared sick of someone actually detonating a series of bombs as what happened at the 2013 Boston Marathon, like I was at the previous Iridesc3nt: Fri3nds and Family Beach Party event, all when several guys showed up alone and without a group or family. I don't care if there are no bombs in your vehicle, those guys that leveled the entire World Trade Center complex and half the Pentagon on September 11th, 2001 did not use vehicle bombs, they used hijacked jets. And when Pan Am Flight 103 was blown up on December 21st, 1988, burning wreckage rained down on the town of Lockerbie, killing eleven people on the ground and destroying numerous homes. THAT IS WHAT guys end up doing that are single, that go out alone without a group, and that try to mingle and "join in" on other people. Why else do you think so many single guys that go out alone end up on No-Fly lists? They don't want a repeat of September 11th, 2001 or Pan Am Flight 103.