Those preacher guys with the signs and bullhorns can get so annoying.

They preach that we all have to live in complete exile, as if this were already the 7 year Great Tribulation period, as if the antichrist has already risen to full power, and as if the triple six mark were strictly spiritual only.

They preach that we are to gain nothing by the sweat of our brow.

They preach like the lake of fire awaits all those whom are married, have families, and who refuse to live in total exile except during the great tribulation.

Yep, those are the guys that you see at so many events and also on the beaches with their big handheld "Repent or Perish" signs, preaching with their bullhorns as if condemning even minglers who don't drink when they party and who don't party to rap music, and single guys that want a girlfriend.

Clearly, those preachers belong in DuPage County, Illinois, for in DuPage County, Illinois, there is zero hope for single men to ever get dates. In DuPage County, Illinois, there are no women that are approachable, there is no social atmosphere, and nobody interacts with anyone unless it's strictly business-related. Even New Yorkers would be disgusted by DuPage County's toxic, soulless, disconnected culture and vibe, a vibe which actually covers the whole of Chicago's collar county area and which technically already puts all single guys in exile.