United We Mix, reinvented, June edition at Buddha Live.

Mad Rhythm brings you 'United We Mix' a monthly gathering for SWFL to enjoy a variety of electronic music including House, Breaks, Tech house, Drum n Bass, Techno, and everything in-between.

As some of you may know, our host Eloy has new rules. No men are allowed to come alone or by themselves to United We Mix anymore. My years of preaching has paid off.

Everybody at United We Mix knows about the 19 single guys that went out alone, were creepy, and then they hijacked multiple passenger jets the morning of September 11th, 2001 and deliberately crashed them into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, killing over 7,000 people, reducing the entire World Trade Center and half the Pentagon to rubble, and that people all over lower Manhattan are still getting sick from the dust from the collapsed World Trade Center.

Everybody at United We Mix knows about Timothy McVeigh, who was single, went alone and by himself to events, was a creep, and he blew up that Federal building in Oklahoma on April 19th, 1995, knowing there was a daycare center in that building. And everybody knows how McVeigh's bomb caused a catastrophic collapse of the entire northern half of that building, killing 168 people including 19 kids in the daycare center.

Everybody at United We Mix knows about Ramzi Yousef and Eyad Ismoil, whom were both single men, went out alone and without a group, and then they detonated a bomb in the basement parking garage of the World Trade Center on February 26th, 1993, with the intention of toppling the north tower into the south tower and causing a domino effect that could have taken out half of Lower Manhattan.

Everybody at United We Mix knows about Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, who was single, creepy, went out alone, and then he detonated two bombs at the 2013 Boston Marathon, killing 3, injuring many others, and making a gruesome mess.

And everybody at United We Mix also knows about Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed al-Megrahi who was single, had no woman in his life, went by himself to events, and then he blew up Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie, killing all 259 people on the plane and 11 people on the ground in Lockerbie.

Eloy has banned 58 guys from his events, thanks to our preaching of the inherent danger all guys that have not found a girlfriend by high school graduation, as well as who have been dumped or divorced, are to the nation and to the public. More than 150 women complained to Eloy about single men at his events. All 58 of those guys lose. We will win all fights against all single men. We are Americans.