Greetings Holmes Beach! Your go-to source for what's happening in town is here. Stay in the loop and read on. ☕️️
In today's newsletter:
- What Holmes Beach police handled in last week’s incident reports
Also on today's calendar: Karaoke with Fitz.
Today's riddle: Why did the cookie go to the Doctor ? 🤔 (Answer below!)
Weather forecast:
- Thursday: Humid; an afternoon t-storm, with a high of 88 and low of 78 degrees.
🌶 Hot!
- Friday: A heavy t-storm in the p.m., temps: high: 91, low: 78.
- Saturday: Humid; an afternoon t-storm, with a high of 88 and low of 80 degrees.
📰 News we're reading
• Streetlife – 08-05-26 (islander.org) — Recent police reports from Holmes Beach detail an arrest for trespassing in a park, a disputed trailer that turned out to belong to an evicted tenant, and a handgun found in a rental home and secured by officers. Residents also get updated emergency contact numbers for local law enforcement agencies serving Anna Maria Island.

📸 Around Holmes Beach
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Other local events
Saturday August 8
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2026 Back-to-School Jam!
Anna Maria Elementary School
Bradenton Beach, FL 34217
5:00 pm
Monday August 31
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Karaoke with Fitz →
Freckled Fin Irish Pub, 5337 Gulf Dr, Holmes Beach
7:30 pm
📣 Holmes Beach Shout Outs!
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🗓 Events Nearby
Thursday August 6
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Artwalk Weekend! Saturday Night 11am-4pm →
Manatee Chamber of Commerce
12th Street West, Bradenton, FL
11:00 am
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Education & Workforce Committee Meeting
Manatee Chamber of Commerce
215 Manatee Ave. W Bradenton School Board Building
12:00 pm
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Back To School Night
Virgil Mills Elementary
Palmetto, FL 34221
4:00 pm
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BTS Back-to-School night
Palm View Elementary School
Palmetto, FL 34221
5:00 pm
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L.R. Johnson K-8 Back to School Night
Johnson-Wakeland School of International Baccalaureate
Bradenton, FL 34208
5:00 pm
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Commission Meeting →
Bradenton Beach, FL Calendar
Bradenton Beach, FL 34217
6:00 pm
Friday August 7
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Guided Relaxation Circle
Manatee Chamber of Commerce
5312 Holmes Blvd Holmes Beach, 34217
5:00 pm
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Artwalk Weekend! Friday Night 6pm-9:30pm →
Manatee Chamber of Commerce
Village of the Arts, 12th Street West, Bradenton, FL
6:00 pm
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Manatee Music Series at Parrish Community Park
Manatee Chamber of Commerce
7550 Fort Hamer Rd, Parrish 34219
6:00 pm
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💬 Chatter
What your neighbors are talking about on social media
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Dominium Management Corporation posted a job opening for Housekeeper - Reef at Riviera in Palmetto. Apply here.
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Del Taco Restaurants, Inc. posted a job opening for Assistant Manager in Bradenton. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Holmes Beach here.
🗞 Nearby News
Anna Maria
- Anna Maria department heads project 26-27 spending, salaries (islander.org)
- Back to school: AME Dolphins returning to class (islander.org)
- The Islander Newspaper E-Edition Wednesday, August, 05, 2026 (islander.org)
Bradenton Beach
- Take It To-Go: 14 Reviewer-Loved Lunch Boxes on Sale on Amazon Right Now (bradenton.com)
Sarasota
- This Is The Top-Ranked Hospital In Sarasota-Bradenton: U.S. News (patch.com)
- Water-Main Break Shuts Down Section Of Busy Sarasota-Area Road: Sheriff (patch.com)
Ok Holmes Beach! So now you're in the loop about what's happening today. Thanks for reading, and see you in your inbox next time! Oh -- and if you like what you're reading, invite a friend to Patch AM!
-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Because he felt CRUMMY ! (Thank you Michelle S. for sending it in!)
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