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Today's riddle: What did the carpenter ant say when he walked into the bar? 🤔 (Answer below!)
• Behind the Headlines, Longboat's Tax Base Quietly Climbs 2% — But the Easy Money Is Gone (lbknews.com) — Property values on Longboat Key are actually up about 2% this year once Sarasota and Manatee counties are combined, bringing roughly $366,000 in new tax revenue at the current millage rate. Town leaders say that’s far less than last year’s construction-fueled windfall, so they’re planning a leaner FY27 budget while rebuilding reserves and relying more on grants than big new developments.
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• 'Jesus lizard' rescued on Longboat Key (yourobserver.com) — Recent Longboat Key police reports include a lighthearted rescue of a so‑called “Jesus lizard” that officers carefully freed from a fence on Lyons Lane. Other calls detail ongoing coconut thefts, a tense kayak confrontation with renters, and a heated boating dispute near Beer Can Island, all reflecting everyday frictions on and around the island’s waterfront.
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• East County Athlete of the Week: Louisen Desinor (yourobserver.com) — Longboat Key readers can see how nearby Braden River High’s rising senior quarterback, Louisen Desinor, just earned East County Athlete of the Week honors after a standout spring jamboree performance. He reflects on his late-starting but intense practices, his goals for a winning senior season and playoff run, and how the program’s culture shift has shaped him on and off the field.
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