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In today's newsletter:
- Ready to race Florida’s largest man-made lagoon this November?
Today's riddle: What happens when two monkeys get a divorce? 🤔 (Answer below!)
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- Wednesday: Mostly sunny and humid, with a high of 88 and low of 67 degrees. 🌶 Hot!
- Thursday: An afternoon t-storm or two, temps: high: 90, low: 68.
- Friday: Humid; a p.m. t-storm or two, with a high of 88 and low of 70 degrees.
📰 News we're reading
• Mirada Lagoon to host Game On! Triathlon on Nov. 15 (prlog.org) — A large Game On! triathlon is coming to Mirada Lagoon in San Antonio on Sunday, Nov. 15, offering multiple race distances for all ages and abilities. Residents can race, spectate for $5, or even sponsor the event, which uses Mirada’s 15-acre lagoon and neighborhood roads for the swim, bike, and run courses. 
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October Commission Meeting →
City Hall, 32819 Pennsylvania Avenue, San Antonio
6:00 pm
Tuesday October 20
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🗓 Events Nearby
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2026 10th Annual Zephyrhills Economic Summit →
Zephyrhills, FL Calendar, 5335 8th Street, Zephyrhills
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East Pasco Metropolitan Ministries – Family Support Center →
Metropolitan Ministries East Family Support Center, 13703 17th St., Dade City
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2nd Wednesday Monthly Night Markets →
The Shops at Wiregrass, 28211 Paseo Drive, Suite 100, Wesley Chapel
5:30 pm -
Exclusive French Wine Tasting Experience at ABC Wesley Chapel →
ABC Fine Wine & Spirits, 1845 Bruce B Downs Boulevard, Wesley Chapel
5:30 pm -
2nd Wednesday Night Markets →
The Shops at Wiregrass, 28211 Paseo Drive, Suite 100, Wesley Chapel
5:30 pm -
Success is a VIBE →
SMARTstart @ the Grove, 6013 Wesley Grove Boulevard, Suite 202, Wesley Chapel
6:00 pm -
Los Explorer Mezcal Dinner →
Wesley Chapel FL
6:30 pm -
Trivia Night - Top Shelf Sports Lounge (Wesley Chapel) →
AdventHealth Center Ice, 3173 Cypress Ridge Blvd, Wesley Chapel
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Trivia Night - Top Shelf Sports Lounge →
AdventHealth Center Ice, 3173 Cypress Ridge Blvd, Wesley Chapel
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GFWC Dade City Woman's Club Meeting →
Dade City FL -
Core Connections - Networking & Membership Orientation in Zephyrhills →
Zephyrhills FL
Wednesday October 14
Thursday October 15
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💬 Chatter
What your neighbors are talking about on social media
- Any one know of jobs hiring?!
Partime remote is ideal. Open to other jobs as well! One has medical background and other VA/school background (Nextdoor San Antonio)
- Dollar General posted a job opening for ASST STORE MGR in DADE CITY FL S12471 in Dade City. Apply here.
- Wingstop, Inc. posted a job opening for Guest Service Expert (Cashier) in Zephyrhills. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near San Antonio here.
🗞 Nearby News
Dade City
- Local Filmmakers Take the Dade Massacre Story to the Big Screen (hernandosun.com)
- Pasco Clerk & Comptroller expands access to statewide case information (lakerlutznews.com)
- Events & Things To Do in Orlando this Weekend, Oct. 16 - 18, 2026 (gottagoorlando.com)
Zephyrhills
- Florida Teen Reaches 130 MPH In Corvette On I-275 Before Trooper Ends Chase Near Wesley Chapel (tampafp.com)
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-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: "What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?" — They are banana split. (Thank you Gary M. for sending it in!)
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