Greetings Seffner! We’re your go-to source for what’s happening in town. Read on to get plugged in! ☀️
In today's newsletter:
- How Seffner teens can train with Marines for free Saturday
- Seffner Armwood lineman racks up offers from major college programs
Today's riddle: What did the carpenter ant say when he walked into the bar? 🤔 (Answer below!)
Weather forecast:
- Wednesday: A stray t-shower; not as hot, with a high of 84 and low of 68 degrees.
- Thursday: Mostly sunny and comfortable, temps: high: 87, low: 67.
🌶 Hot!
- Friday: An afternoon shower or two, with a high of 90 and low of 70 degrees.
📰 News we're reading
• USMC Built to Lead Wrestling Academy Coming to Tampa Area (fightbookmma.com) — High school wrestlers in and around Seffner can sign up now for a free USMC Built to Lead Wrestling Academy at Seffner Christian Academy on Saturday, June 6, 2026. The one-day camp runs 9:00 a.m. to 3:30 p.m., offers elite coaching, leadership mentoring from Marines, lunch, swag, and awards, and is open to students ages 14–19 with required advance registration.

• Intel on 5 Syracuse prospects following the 5/29 OV weekend (yardbarker.com) — A standout offensive tackle from Seffner’s Armwood High, Judah Gumbs, is drawing heavy national recruiting attention, with more than 20 scholarship offers already in hand. Syracuse just hosted him for an official visit and impressed him with its family atmosphere, though he’ll also visit Kansas, Arkansas and Tulane before deciding on his college future.

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Monday June 8
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Colson
Seffner, FL 33584
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🗓 Events Nearby
Wednesday June 3
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Brandon Young Professionals Networking Lunch at... →
Just Love Coffee Cafe - Brandon, FL, Brandon
11:30 am
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Legendary Balloons →
Thonotosassa Branch Library, 10715 Main St, Thonotosassa
3:00 pm
Friday June 5
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A Kitten Place Catsino Night →
Center Place Fine Arts & Civic Association, 619 Vonderburg Dr B, Brandon
6:00 pm
Saturday June 6
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A Sweet Evening →
Painting with a Twist, 1993 W Lumsden Rd, Brandon
7:00 pm
Sunday June 7
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Paint Your Pet - Painting With A Purpose! →
Painting with a Twist, 1993 W Lumsden Rd, Brandon
1:30 pm
Monday June 8
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Online Report Cards Available
Kingswood
Brandon, FL 33511
Tuesday June 9
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Family Story Time →
Thonotosassa Branch Library, 10715 Main St, Thonotosassa
2:00 pm
Thursday June 11
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Brandon-What's Brewing Thursday Monthly Real... →
Just Love Coffee Cafe - Brandon, FL, Brandon
10:00 am
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Shields Up! →
Thonotosassa Branch Library, 10715 Main St, Thonotosassa
3:00 pm
Saturday June 13
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Learn About MyOn →
Seffner-Mango Branch Library, 410 N Kingsway Rd, Seffner
11:00 am
Wednesday June 17
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"Whodunit" Book Discussion →
Thonotosassa Branch Library, 10715 Main St, Thonotosassa
4:30 pm
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💬 Chatter
What your neighbors are talking about on social media
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Domino's Pizza, Inc. posted a job opening for Assistant Manager(08641) -11200 E. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Blvd. in Seffner. Apply here.
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Dunkin' posted a job opening for Restaurant Manager in Dover. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Seffner here.
🗞 Nearby News
Brandon
- KidsPark in Brandon offers pay-as-you-go childcare (tampabay28.com)
- 5 new Pasco principals include a change at Wiregrass Elementary (tampabay.com)
- Clearwater Beach 'teen takeover' shooting: Brandon teen faces gun charges; suspected shooter remains at large (fox13news.com)
South Tampa
- 'Absolutely demolished;' a South Tampa couple relives their home destruction as hurricane season begins (wtsp.com)
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-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: Is the bar tender here? (Thank you W. M. for sending it in!)
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