Real Housewives of Johns Creek

I cannot imagine why in the world Bravo TV isn’t interested in doing a Real Housewives of Johns Creek series. I have so many juicy ideas for how it could go…

One wife could be caught up in the drama of deciding whether to make a special trip to buy her salmon at Kathleen’s Catch or Whole Foods… and the plot could then twist when she decides to just grab it at Publix because she’s also out of Diet Dr. Pepper. If the producers were to think even more excitement is needed, she could feign a very last minute revelation that would have her hit the Windward Costco, where there’s salmon, a CASE of Diet DP... AND a liquor store!

Another wife could be getting up at the crack of dawn on a holiday because she thinks that the Shoe Gallery early bird coupon is worth waiting in a line that stretches to the back wall. The producer-created conflict would have the other wives showing up to giggle and gossip about her and make her cry.

A WHOLE EPISODE could revolve around the drama of school redistricting, where all of the wives could unite together for a single goal – (I’m getting misty…) OR! If the producers would prefer, they could fight and launch letter writing campaigns to undercut each other’s positions…

Tennis, of course, would have to be included in the series, with camaraderie and laughs one minute, seething anger and whining the next.  Heck, now that I think about it, all the wives could hail from a couple of different teams, always wearing their skirts as the cameras follow them from practice to Target, to school volunteer duties where they work together, to matches where they oppose one another, to carpool…Can you imagine anything more riveting?

How about the intense drama surrounding the successful execution of politically correct, non-holiday-related elementary school winter parties? OMG! There’s no end to the ideas! I imagine a wife cutting it dangerously close between her pedicure appointment and beating the school bus to her house.

I see a cliffhanger centered around the purchase of a foreclosure in St. Ives or Country Club of the South…A nail-biter about disregarded HOA covenants…a crossroads choice between Perimeter and Northpoint…What more could one ask for in entertainment? Bravo doesn’t know what it’s missing!